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TheNightKing said:
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Yo momma so fat she has group health insurance.

Yo momma so old when God said let there be light she flipped the switch.

I would talk shit behind your mom's back but I only got half a tank of gas.

Yo momma so ugly the pimples on her face spell ugly in Braille.

Yo momma so short her legs dangle when she sits on the curb.

Yo momma so skinny she could hang glide on a Dorito.

Just some I recall off the top of my head. Courtesy of myself, friends of mine, In Living Color, and Married With Children.
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The ugly in Braille took me out.
 
Your mama is so fat, when she go to a restaurant, she don't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
 
Your whole family is so fat I threw a rock inside the house and it hit everybody.
You so dumb you flunked lunch
You so dumb you got hit by a parked car
You so dumb you stole a free donut
 
Yo mama so dumb I told her it was chilly outside and she ran outside with a bowl and a spoon.
Yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
 
Your mom is like a shotgun, all it takes is one cock and she blows.
Your mom is like a doorknob every body had a turn.
Your mom is like a city bus everybody
 
Papa_Spank said:
Your whole family is so fat I threw a rock inside the house and it hit everybody.
You so dumb you flunked lunch
You so dumb you got hit by a parked car
You so dumb you stole a free donut
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When i first heard this as a kid i was in tears!!!
 
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