aBW presents Momma Jokes

[TonyDubbz]

@1/2 Mama so fat she wake up in sections

@Mooney mama so fat everytime she turn around its her birthday

@Papa_Spank mama aint got no neck she gotta bow up and down just to nod her head

 

[TonyDubbz]

@Lou_Cypher will never be half the man his mama is

 

[IP360]

@1/2 mama so stupid...she wanted to have sex and I told her I was celibate. The hefa responded...

*sighs* ...Well how much to buy a bit?

 

[1/2]

@TonyDubbz mama wears long johns w/ dick holes in em

 

[1/2]

@IP360 's mama had 3 sacks and a TD in the '77 Cotton Bowl

 

[IP360]

@Mooney mama so fat...she wears a utility belt made outta her 5 favorite types of lunch meat

 

[IP360]

@1/2 mama was scheduled to fight Yokozuna at Wrestlemania 94', but pulled a muscle in her left titty.

 

[Lou Cypher]

@Lou_Cypher will never be half the man his mama is

Too far motherfucker!

 

[Lou Cypher]

@TonyDubbz mama is so ugly when their house got robbed the robber took off his mask and made her wear it.

 

[Lea]

Your momma so fat I broke my neck thinking about her

I laughed so loud at this

 

[Koltrain]

@IP360 's mama had 3 sacks and a TD in the '77 Cotton Bowl

 

[Duwop]

@1/2 momma so fat I threw my back out picking her up from the hairdressers

 

[TheNightKing]

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Yo momma so fat she has group health insurance.

Yo momma so old when God said let there be light she flipped the switch.

I would talk shit behind your mom's back but I only got half a tank of gas.

Yo momma so ugly the pimples on her face spell ugly in Braille.

Yo momma so short her legs dangle when she sits on the curb.

Yo momma so skinny she could hang glide on a Dorito.

Just some I recall off the top of my head. Courtesy of myself, friends of mine, In Living Color, and Married With Children.

 

[Suckio Andretti]

@TonyDubbz mama wears long johns w/ dick holes in em

We have a winner

 

[Mooney]

@1/2 Mama so fat she wake up in sections

@Mooney mama so fat everytime she turn around its her birthday

@Papa_Spank mama aint got no neck she gotta bow up and down just to nod her head

@TonyDubbz momma so fat what she ask me what i was eatin i said its not yours(nachos) she ask can she have some too

 

[Mooney]

@Mooney mama so fat...she wears a utility belt made outta her 5 favorite types of lunch meat

ya momms so fat when she walked past the tv i missed three eposides of martin

 

[Mooney]

yall moms so fat she thought the kentucky derby was an all you can eat chicken food chain

 

[g-dog-ona-flytip]

Your mama so old Nat king Cole let her backstage

 

[g-dog-ona-flytip]

Your mama so short she need a running start to sit on the toilet. Your mama so short she pose for trophies

 

[Norrin_Radd]

Yo mama so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to Hell.

....I think that was off of In Living Color.