aBW presents Momma Jokes

[Mooney]

A pillar in the black community for most growing up has been mom jokes.

Yo momma this..
Yo momma that...
Yo momma so fat....
Yo momma so dumb.....

Lets bring your funniest jokes from days past or some new ones, @ someone to bring them in to make it more interesting.

Dad Joke are welcome too!

Disclaimer: This IS solely for entertaining purposes and isn't intended to be a personal assault on no ones momma

 

[Mooney]

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[DOS_patos]

I got bad memories from this shit.

Apparently, I didn't know when niggas had quit.

 

[1/2]

man its like EVERY time i was gettin blazed and finally got in a good one, it always just so happened to be the nigga who's mama died or the one that just dont play that shit lmao

 

[808HiLife808]

man its like EVERY time i was gettin blazed and finally got in a good one, it always just so happened to be the nigga who's mama died or the one that just dont play that shit lmao

Mfs hittin you with ultracombos and its cool..you land one and heres the peanut gallery..
"Ooooooooooh...you gonna let him say that about yo mama?!"
Nooooow you gotta fight..

 

[Lou Cypher]

I still remember that show Smart Guy where Mo and Smart Guys older brother were teaching him the art of the mom joke and Mo was like:

"Yo momma, is SO fat. The last time she saw 90210, it was on the BATHROOM SCALE!"

I fucking died.

 

[Duwop]

Your momma so fat I broke my neck thinking about her

 

[IP360]

Your mama so fat...the scale sued her azzz for emotional distress

 

[Duwop]

Your mother got no arms talkin bout she gonna hold me down

 

[Duwop]

Your mother front teeth so big every time she sneeze she bite her titties

 

[1/2]

@Lou Cypher mama's back so wide you could play spades on it

@IP360 mama's legs the same size all the way down like tootsie rolls

@Duwop mama shoot dice wit car batteries

 

[Lou Cypher]

@1/2 mom got the same mustache as him

 

[Young_Chitlin]

Yo' Mama is so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

 

[1/2]

@Lou Cypher mama leg pressed a crown vic once

@Young_Chitlin mama works security at a bingo hall

 

[Young_Chitlin]

@1/2 mum so greasy, her blood type is oil pastel

 

[g-dog-ona-flytip]

Your mama so old she used to beat box for Lou rawls

 

[Mooney]

ya momma so fat she jumps in the air and gets stuck

 

[Mooney]

y momma so dumb so fat and dumb she thought “Friday”(fry day) was a national food day

 

[Norrin_Radd]

Ya mama so stupid she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said concentrate

 

[Chicity]

Your mama so old she used to beat box for Lou rawls

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