2026: Back to the randomness

Dudes be super homophobic and at the same time, they have the word “daddy” incorporated in their slang, unironically. Don’t even consider it a problem.

“Ayo, chill out daddy”

“I see you lil daddy”

“I see you daddy, what’s poppin”

And will lose their mind in anger if you point out they are calling another man daddy. Tell you that you just don’t get it. Same dudes turn their head away from the crowd to eat a hotdog

Also add the phrase when they tell another dude to "suck their dick" pause.
 
Got this app on my phone that you guys should check out
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It reminds you that you are going to die, multiple times a day, with very insightful messages
 
You know something that bother me that bitches do?

Like, when they want you to spend time wit them, but they don’t have a leg to stand on to feel like they legit deserve more of your time and energy. So they low key be passive aggressive about the shit.

Like, they’ll actually spend time with themselves or their friends doing shit. They’ll talk about it with you.

And then say shit like..”just as the sky was turning pink and the sun was going down. I heard the music around me and everyone was happy and I thought, I wish you were here with me”


Like bitch…

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How did this become about me?
 
If I was a teacher, I'd prefer B as that's more my natural style...

But if there was a dress code, I'd do E
 
I've been taught the most by 5

1 always seemed like the new guy

Don't think I've ever seen 2 if it means he keeps the hoodie and hat on the entire time

I think I've seen 4 as a substitute teacher

3 is in college a lot
 
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