2026: Back to the randomness

[loud-ninja]

Dudes be super homophobic and at the same time, they have the word “daddy” incorporated in their slang, unironically. Don’t even consider it a problem.

“Ayo, chill out daddy”

“I see you lil daddy”

“I see you daddy, what’s poppin”

And will lose their mind in anger if you point out they are calling another man daddy. Tell you that you just don’t get it. Same dudes turn their head away from the crowd to eat a hotdog

Also add the phrase when they tell another dude to "suck their dick" pause.

 

[Duwop]

I post a positive message about women and yall tell me to shut up, and du, you applaud it?

I’m sorry but, we don’t like women here?
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I applaud most forms of fuckery...

But I give a standing ovation when it's Freeman smug ass

 

[The question]

Got this app on my phone that you guys should check out

It reminds you that you are going to die, multiple times a day, with very insightful messages

 

[100blafys]

Are people buying CDs again in 2026?

 

[LurkerSix]

 

[The question]

You know something that bother me that bitches do?

Like, when they want you to spend time wit them, but they don’t have a leg to stand on to feel like they legit deserve more of your time and energy. So they low key be passive aggressive about the shit.

Like, they’ll actually spend time with themselves or their friends doing shit. They’ll talk about it with you.

And then say shit like..”just as the sky was turning pink and the sun was going down. I heard the music around me and everyone was happy and I thought, I wish you were here with me”


Like bitch…

How did this become about me?

 

[The Lonious Monk]

And then say shit like..”just as the sky was turning pink and the sun was going down. I heard the music around me and everyone was happy and I thought, I wish you were here with me”

Who talks like that? What kinda women do you date?

Bruh living his life through RomComs. lol