2022/2023 Football/Soccer Thread

[Northside7]

​ FOOTBALL​ Sorry pal, no wonderkids tonight​

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​ Getting kicked out of the VIP area is actually a bit of a Haaland family tradition. A few years ago the above clip surfaced, showing a couple of burly Norwegian doormen bundling Erling out of some godawful Oslo nightclub. Which reminds us of writer Clive Martin's amazing description: "Haaland has exactly the same vibe as the thousands of Scandi teenage boys I've met on my travels, the ones who lean into your ear and bellow 'the girls in here are fucking crazy man!”.

He has a punchable face.

 

[dontdiedontkillanyone]

 

[Infamous114]

 

[Valentinez A. Kaiser]

​ AND FINALLY​ Men against boys​

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​ These are the pre-match photos for Morocco Under 13s v Guinea Under 13s.

If it was the other way round, they'd be requesting MRI scans!

 

[dontdiedontkillanyone]

Tottenham fans are setting up therapy sessions and support groups now:

 

[Infamous114]

 

[thefrenchwood]

@thefrenchwood oh no…..

A lot of the super good young players are going to be sold too early IMO.

Lyon’s about to go through some serious changes apparently

 

[Water Ur Seeds]

O.T

New Isatta Sheriff...

 

[thefrenchwood]

 

[thefrenchwood]

@Infamous114

 

[dontdiedontkillanyone]

 

[Englishdude]

Nah, I hope he goes on Loan. He is a player trying to figure out his ideal position, he needs to play regularly.

So everyone gunna skip over loaning a 29 year old to find his ideal position?

 

[toheeb27]

So everyone gunna skip over loaning a 29 year old to find his ideal position?

29 year old????? We are talking about Casadei u fool, learn to read.

Spoiler

To be fair to u, @Blue_London is very stingy with punctuation marks, lol.

 

[thefrenchwood]

Griezmann is finally back to his former top self. Good to see.

 

[toheeb27]

That’s @Blue_London ’s day one….

 

[Englishdude]

Harsh red against danso

 

[Nope]

No.

On quick scroll, I thought it was a shag carpet

 

[Englishdude]

29 year old????? We are talking about Casadei u fool, learn to read.

Spoiler

To be fair to u, @Blue_London is very stingy with punctuation marks, lol.

 

[Blue_London]

29 year old????? We are talking about Casadei u fool, learn to read.

Spoiler

To be fair to u, @Blue_London is very stingy with punctuation marks, lol.

Exclusively for employment purposes

 

[thefrenchwood]