2022/2023 Football/Soccer Thread

[thefrenchwood]

 

[Infamous114]

 

[Blue_London]

United took such an L with this

 

[dontdiedontkillanyone]

United took such an L with this

They've massively fumbled this whole situation... Oh well, hopefully she finally turns up at Arsenal now. That would be a huge gain for us.

 

[dontdiedontkillanyone]

 

[Blue_London]

They've massively fumbled this whole situation... Oh well, hopefully she finally turns up at Arsenal now. That would be a huge gain for us.

Lol mbappe is watching this taking notes. A world record bid for someone with 6 months left to leaving for free madness

 

[Valentinez A. Kaiser]

When I say this shit has these Chelsea Twitter faggots up in arms. You would think we were sponsored by Fentanyl itself.

It’s a 1 year/40M deal allegedly. Smart business for a team playing 1 game a week

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The ban on having betting sponsors don't come into effect until 25/26 season so it's likely a 2 year deal.

Also 3 contract with chelsea was allegedly £40m so it's matching...although there's an argument it should be less with no euro football but I guess boehly and his cohorts would have argued to stake, no-one is fucking with betting Cos now so you're stuck with us at our price!

 

[dontdiedontkillanyone]

 

[Northside7]

Not surprised.

 

[Infamous114]

 

[Big_Ev]

 

[Blue_London]

FIFA needs to step in and hold football associations accountable.

 

[dontdiedontkillanyone]

Quote of the day​

“I’ve seen him in action abroad and many, many times in this country and it’s impressive, if that’s what you’re into.” - Tyrone Mings, when asked about Jack Grealish’s four day Champions League bender.

 

[dontdiedontkillanyone]

FOOTBALL​ Lisandro you can come out from your room now, they’ve gone​

After a long, hard season ended in defeat to Man City in the FA Cup final, all Lisandro Martinez wanted was to let his hair down and forget about football. As he settled in at the luxury Ushuaia Ibiza Beach Hotel, the Man United defender was probably looking forward to a bit of rosé and pan con tomate in the sun, cracking into a good book, and perhaps even checking out that meditation retreat in the north of the island. The last thing he wanted to see as he popped down to reception to book a hot stone massage was Jack Grealish stumbling through the lobby blasting out Blue Moon from a boom box on his shoulder.

Following their Champions League victory, the City players jetted into Ibiza for a 10 hour bender, and checked into the same hotel as Lisandro. Fortunately for Martinez, the rowdy treble winners headed straight to the hotel’s adjoining nightclub, before stumbling back to the airport at 10am, where Grealish was so smashed he was offered a wheelchair by cabin crew...

 

[dontdiedontkillanyone]

FOOTBALL​ Wayne’s World​

If gong baths in the Balearic sun don’t help Lisandro unwind, there is one man on the island who can lift his spirits. Gary Lineker’s naughty brother Wayne has been welcoming Premier League stars to his godawful Ibiza sports bar for decades. Sure, most punters are drawn in by the 3 pint jugs of Pornstar Martini and the “free dirty pints for stag dos” policy, but stick around a little longer and Wayne will teach you what really matters in life. In a recent video, the 61-year-old listed the “10 things I can’t live without”. After getting the obvious choices out the way - creme eggs, HP sauce and vinegar - Lineker finished up with the big three: Worldies, Instagram and Testosterone Injections. No mention of friends or family, but when you think about it, Lineker’s Bar is just one big family isn’t it?

 

[dontdiedontkillanyone]

FOOTBALL​ Gotta smack ‘em all​

Watching Mario Balotelli’s easy patter on BT Sport’s Champions League coverage, it was easy to forget you were looking into the swivelling eyes of one of football’s great fruitcakes. Fortunately new reports about his antics at Swiss club FC Sion have provided a swift reminder of just how mental Mario is. Taking a shine to the former City striker, Sion’s 28-year-old sporting director Barthelemy Constantin invited him to a fancy dress party with his friends. Arriving dressed as Pokemon character Pikachu, Mario was perfectly charming until a guest tried to take a photo of him. After “a few verbals”, a furious Mario swung a punch at the guest, but missed, and smacked sporting director Constantin straight in the face. And to make matters worse for poor Constantin, Sion were relegated a few weeks later.

 

[dontdiedontkillanyone]

FOOTBALL​ Darling, why is your boss outside the bedroom with a clipboard?​

From phoning Kieran Tripper at 3am to making players train ‘til they puke, Diego Simeone has always been a very intense bloke. So it’s no surprise the Atletico Madrid manager expects his squad to maintain a punishing shagging schedule too. In a TV interview this week, El Cholo was horrified to learn the average Spaniard has sex 56 times a year. “With four times a month you can't play in my team,” he gasped, before suggesting a benchmark of 15 times a month. Sounds exhausting...

 

[dontdiedontkillanyone]

Quick hits​

Ruben Dias puked in Jack Grealish’s mum’s handbag after necking two shots during Man City’s treble celebrations. Pep Guardiola donated his £750k bonus for winning the Champions League to the club staff, including receptionists and security. As Jude Bellingham moves to Real Madrid, a reminder that Birmingham retired his number 22 shirt when he left aged 17, after just 41 games for the club. Asked if she supported sex bans for tennis stars, Andy Murray’s mum Judy said “no, absolutely not.”

 

[dontdiedontkillanyone]

 

[dontdiedontkillanyone]