OPINION 100 Men vs Gorilla

[Duwop]

Lmaooo as a young mfer, I ran one of them mfers over.

Mfer was crossing the street and stopped to screech at my car. I was like word? Hold these 3,000 pounds.

My girl was mad as fuck at me.

In retrospect that shit wrong as fuck and I regret it.

At the time though? It was me in car 1, goose 0

ROFL my homeboy called me the other day cuz he threw away a bird's nest on his porch. His wife was calling him a monster. I was like bruh, I've killed so many animals my lifetime my wife is convinced I'm a serial killer.... Y'all be iight

 

[Dwayne]

It’s funny because zoologist and fine. The experts already say it 100 man versus one gorilla is light work, but y’all still in here argue against experts.

It’s kind of Trumpish lololololol

 

[Sky Davis]

There’s a goose at my job that sits in the same spot in the parking lot all day

I wonder if they are okay

 

[Duwop]

There’s a goose at my job that sits in the same spot in the parking lot all day

I wonder if they are okay

Goose prolly sitting on his thrown feeling rather accomplished.

 

[AZTG]

It’s funny because zoologist and fine. The experts already say it 100 man versus one gorilla is light work, but y’all still in here argue against experts.

It’s kind of Trumpish lololololol

According to my research it's the gorilla

 

[Sky Davis]

Goose prolly sitting on his thrown feeling rather accomplished.

lol there usually is like 8 geese but that one has been by themself for like 3 days

There when I come in and there when I leave

I kinda wanna go over and ask if they alright

 

[Infamous114]

lol there usually is like 8 geese but that one has been by themself for like 3 days

There when I come in and there when I leave

I kinda wanna go over and ask if they alright

 

[Sky Davis]

Goose prolly sitting on his thrown feeling rather accomplished.

Fuck I didn’t catch this before

 

[loud-ninja]

Geese are aggressive as shit but crazy easy to deal with. Grab it by its neck and toss it somewhere like a garbage bag.



Or kick it in its chest, pretty sure it dies immediately.

Oh, I know how to handle them. I just don't want PETA on my neck

 

[Duwop]

According to my research it's the gorilla

many experts said the gorilla would run for its fucking life from 5 screaming men

 

[Duwop]

there will be casualties...... but the men would win.....

he also say a gorilla would absolute never do this.....






coordinated effort...100 men overwhelming

 

[Tessai]

This thread has been highly entertaining these past few days lol. And Gotdamn nigga ran over a goose cuz it squacked at him?

 

[Inori]

@ "squacked"

 

[Tessai]

What else would you call it?

 

[L3NU]

To be fair, the geese are kind of the honey badger of the sky. They can't do damage and are easy to kill but they fear nothing. They are jerks.

I remember I was bout to get in a fight with one years ago. I was walking by one. It sizes me up. You know how humans do, when you look some one up and down and open your arms on some "what's up, what you trying to do" . It did that with it's head and opened it's wings. But I let it have that win cause I had to go to work. I aint want feathers ans dirt on my clothes

I had to almost fight one last year. My dog ran up thinking it's any other bird. That mfer had its babies too so it was super territorial, chased my dog, I get in between and the shit screeches at me and then I slowly walk away with my dog.

I wasn't really scared or nothing, but just made him think he won cause there was kids around.

i once parked my car in this parking lot, and before i got out i noticed 3 geese walking to my car.

i started that bitch right back up and found another spot immediately.

not today, spawn of satan

Some geese got a whole prison on lock down but you niggas gon beat a gorilla lol

Lmaooo as a young mfer, I ran one of them mfers over.

Mfer was crossing the street and stopped to screech at my car. I was like word? Hold these 3,000 pounds.

My girl was mad as fuck at me.

In retrospect that shit wrong as fuck and I regret it.

At the time though? It was me in car 1, goose 0

 

[Inori]

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What else would you call it?

lol you gotta pick a quack or a squawk ma nigga you cant have both

 

[Tessai]

lol you gotta pick a quack or a squawk ma nigga you cant have both

Man you knew what I meant! Misspelled accidentally

 

[Sky Davis]

Honk would also have been accepted

 

[Tessai]

Honk would also have been accepted

 

[Duwop]

FINALLY

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