OPINION 100 Men vs Gorilla

Who wins?

  • 100 Men

  • 1 Gorilla

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Imagine this scenario:

A gorilla escapes a zoo, and somehow finds its way to the 50-yard line during an NFL game. In a 53-man roster, if all but 3 dudes surround the gorilla (the kicker, the punter, and QB1) on both teams, do you REALLY think the gorilla is washing everyone else - all the OLs, DL, LBs and RBs?

You don’t believe that, do you?
 
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Mister B. M. Ed. said:
Imagine this scenario:

A gorilla escapes a zoo, and somehow finds its way to the 50-yard line during an NFL game. In a 53-man roster, if all but 3 dudes surround the gorilla (the kicker, the punter, and QB1) on both teams, do you REALLY think the gorilla is washing everyone else - all the OLs, DL, LBs and RBs?

You don’t believe that, do you?
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Those players have million dollar contracts. Why would they even consider fighting an escaped gorilla? Some of those niggas be shying away from punt and kickoff duty. They ain't bout it.
 
Nobody said:
Yooooo, them niggas pussy, we got this fellas

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To be fair, the geese are kind of the honey badger of the sky. They can't do damage and are easy to kill but they fear nothing. They are jerks.

I remember I was bout to get in a fight with one years ago. I was walking by one. It sizes me up. You know how humans do, when you look some one up and down and open your arms on some "what's up, what you trying to do" . It did that with it's head and opened it's wings. But I let it have that win cause I had to go to work. I aint want feathers ans dirt on my clothes
 
loud-ninja said:
To be fair, the geese are kind of the honey badger of the sky. They can't do damage and are easy to kill but they fear nothing. They are jerks.

I remember I was bout to get in a fight with one years ago. I was walking by one. It sizes me up. You know how humans do, when you look some one up and down and open your arms on some "what's up, what you trying to do" . It did that with it's head and opened it's wings. But I let it have that win cause I had to go to work. I aint want feathers ans dirt on my clothes
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I had to almost fight one last year. My dog ran up thinking it's any other bird. That mfer had its babies too so it was super territorial, chased my dog, I get in between and the shit screeches at me and then I slowly walk away with my dog.

I wasn't really scared or nothing, but just made him think he won cause there was kids around.
 
i once parked my car in this parking lot, and before i got out i noticed 3 geese walking to my car.

i started that bitch right back up and found another spot immediately.

not today, spawn of satan
 
loud-ninja said:
To be fair, the geese are kind of the honey badger of the sky. They can't do damage and are easy to kill but they fear nothing. They are jerks.

I remember I was bout to get in a fight with one years ago. I was walking by one. It sizes me up. You know how humans do, when you look some one up and down and open your arms on some "what's up, what you trying to do" . It did that with it's head and opened it's wings. But I let it have that win cause I had to go to work. I aint want feathers ans dirt on my clothes
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Geese are aggressive as shit but crazy easy to deal with. Grab it by its neck and toss it somewhere like a garbage bag.



Or kick it in its chest, pretty sure it dies immediately.
 
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