First, let’s keep you hydrated. Take a sip of water …
… every time a candidate references the election being "the most important of our lifetime”.
Take a sip of your drink…
… whenever the camera pans to moderators David Muir and Linsey Davis
… every time Trump says "****ling Kamala"
… every time Harris references Trump’s "hush money” conviction
… when a candidate uses a 3-letter acronym (think FBI, IRS, DEI, CDC)
… when Trump brings up "migrant crime”
Take a shot …
… when one candidate interrupts another
… if a candidate wags their finger at another candidate while making a point
… if Trump uses the phrase "border czar”
… if Harris insists she wasn’t the "border czar”
… when either promises not to touch entitlement programs like Social Security and Medicare
… every time the words "Russia” "China” or "Iran” is mentioned
Take two shots …
… when Harris references "Project 2025"
… when Trump mentions "San Francisco” or "California”
… if Trump says Harris covered up Biden’s decline
… if Harris notes she’s endorsed by Dick Cheney
Chug your beer
… if Trump says he knows more about football than Tim Walz
…if Harris tells Trump "I’m speaking”
… if Trump accuses Harris-Biden administration of being pro-Hamas
… if Harris can explain the war in Ukraine without stuttering
Finish all the liquor in your cabinet …
… if Trump and Harris actually agree on something