No affection
They make up excuses when you wanna chill
This one hefa wanted me to be her personal driver. She called me one night expecting to take her to the train station. Not.
Another one was a year after I graduated high school. We'd go out to eat. Talk on the phone. My dumbazzz even let her no license havin azzz drive my car, b/c she wanted me to teach her! Damn near almost rammed my car thru her livingroom. By the Grace Of God the bushes absorbed that impact.
So night we doubled dates wit her bff and my homeboy b/c they were dating...
Sidenote: we went to pick her bff, and was told her dad wanted to speak to us. Her bff's dad threaten me and my homeboy on "If something happens to my daughter" bs. We wanted to whoop his azzz, but we remained respectful. It's still fucc him tho.
Anyway...so I drove us downtown to this park called "The Battery" (those familiar wit Charleston know it). After I park, my homeboy and his girl get out to go walkin, while me and ole girl sat in my Dad's truck. We talkin...trippin... having a good ole time.
At this point I figured this would be the best time ask where she see things b/t us. So asked her "How do you feel about relationships?" Never mentioned me specifically. Just general. Maaaaaannnnn!!! This chick goes into explanation like she trying not answer it. When she started talkin about friends and not being ready in the middle of the other crap she was spittin....it was a wrap for me.
We all left. Dropped her bff off b/c her dad gave her a curfew, then dropped her off. Homeboy asked how it went, and pretty much told him it was a no go. She tried to call me afterwards wanting to hang out, but I think I declined...or just didn't answer. Either way I wasn't gonna waste my time.
Why a few months later, my homeboy tells me the hefa got PREGNANT! Part of me was glad I dodged that bullet. Or part tho...was mad I didn't get to smash. Ain't had much azzz but she had titties for days and was cute af.