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AP21 said:
Sorry for the confusion earlier

I forgot that quick you had to change it to be in the selfie contest. You shouldn't have to buy it again, but if you wanted to change it to something else, then there would be a charge

Just got the future
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Every time we want to change to a new gif we gotta pay for it?
 
Word...Life said:
Tha story of this muthafucka is ridiculous G!!

Long read but %100 true and filled wit fuckery...

I had just started at tha company about 1 month prior...we have this surprise plantwide meeting where tha President and head of HR are at tha front of tha room....I’m thinking in my head “Damn...they said they don’t do random drug tests!!” But it wasn’t about that...it was a full blown meeting about “1 of our “job family members” going thru a serious and tough phase in their life that they were gonna need everyone’s support to get thru”...now I’m thinking Cancer or some shit but NAH...next slide in tha power point presentation is about tha differences between gay, transgender and bisexual...now I immediately regret setting at tha front of tha room because I’m waaaay to high for tha shit I KNOW is about to go down!! Well they start in about somebody transitioning from male to female and I start looking around tha room at every nigga in there wit’ no facial hair thinking “Are you tha Rupaul nigga?! What about YOU random white guy wit no hair on ya head period nh (turns out he really did have cancer but that’s another story smh)...well just then is when they put tha picture of tha dude in his full on best “homely 15 cat having librarian” outfit he could find!! Turns out tha culprit was this geeky white cat that looked like tha shaggy haired bad ass kid Tanner from original Bad News Bears movie...well tha next thing that tha President and head of HR does still remains as one of tha dumbest moves ever made in manufacturing history...they open up tha meeting for QUESTIONS FROM THA ROOM!!! These old and young drunk and high crazy ass country fuckers couldn’t wait to raise their hands lmao

Question 1 by Cory (black dude who just got outta jail a few years earlier): Uhhh yeah...so what do we call IT when IT comes back??

Question 2 by George (old country white dude who prolly weighs about 115 lbs but drinks that Fireball liquor shit like water): Is he really coming back wit titt...I’m mean breasts??

“OK...no more questions...let’s have a word from our very Christian floor manager Roger. Roger what you got to say?!” And I swear tha shit this man said STILL gets talked about to this day whenever niggaz start laughing at tha whole situation...Roger says and I quote “Let’s just all remember ITS NOT WHAT GOES IN YOUR MOUTH BUT WHAT COMES OUT OF IT (Super pause and tha highest of no homillz) so let’s not talk bad about him...”

Yup...meeting adjourned...Ken will be back after tha Thanksgiving holidays as Evelyn...have a good day!! (Did I mention this was tha Monday before Thanksgiving sooooo yeah)

By this time I a headache from fighting back tears of laughter but I knew I’d get fired if I started to laugh cuz I wasn’t gonna stop...they let us go down to tha floor wit’ “warnings” about “bullying and inappropriate jokes and hate crimes and all”...soon as niggaz get to tha floor you start seeing groups breaking off into huddles followed but loud laughter from what I’m sure was inappropriate joking...everyone who called my name I ignored because I KNEW we only had 30 mins left in tha day and that was 29 mins too long to not let tha jokes fly...I turn tha corner and in one of tha groups filled wit laughter I see tha 4 “clowns of tha shop” who roast everybody all day and to my surprise there’s Ken in tha middle still dressed like a dirty mechanic smh

Some events since that time have been him getting his own male/female bathroom added to tha plant cuz tha women were not playing that shit and tha niggaz DEF wasn’t playin’ that shit...didn’t work out cuz it was tha cleanest and biggest private bathroom there so everybody would use it and he’d get mad and bang on tha door and go tell...so they moved his lab (he’s a test engineer) down tha street to our old building where he’s basically alone except for some Teflon sprayers/coaters who work in a room by themselves soooo yeah
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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It's too early for this bruh!!!!!!!



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I think I'm a get an HR call in a few minutes

On my company IM chat one of my employees told me I knew how he was coming (in reference to him scoring high in customer satisfaction)

My immediate reply, pause

My boss just called me and said 'really dude? I'll call you back'
 
Word...Life said:
Tha story of this muthafucka is ridiculous G!!

Long read but %100 true and filled wit fuckery...

I had just started at tha company about 1 month prior...we have this surprise plantwide meeting where tha President and head of HR are at tha front of tha room....I’m thinking in my head “Damn...they said they don’t do random drug tests!!” But it wasn’t about that...it was a full blown meeting about “1 of our “job family members” going thru a serious and tough phase in their life that they were gonna need everyone’s support to get thru”...now I’m thinking Cancer or some shit but NAH...next slide in tha power point presentation is about tha differences between gay, transgender and bisexual...now I immediately regret setting at tha front of tha room because I’m waaaay to high for tha shit I KNOW is about to go down!! Well they start in about somebody transitioning from male to female and I start looking around tha room at every nigga in there wit’ no facial hair thinking “Are you tha Rupaul nigga?! What about YOU random white guy wit no hair on ya head period nh (turns out he really did have cancer but that’s another story smh)...well just then is when they put tha picture of tha dude in his full on best “homely 15 cat having librarian” outfit he could find!! Turns out tha culprit was this geeky white cat that looked like tha shaggy haired bad ass kid Tanner from original Bad News Bears movie...well tha next thing that tha President and head of HR does still remains as one of tha dumbest moves ever made in manufacturing history...they open up tha meeting for QUESTIONS FROM THA ROOM!!! These old and young drunk and high crazy ass country fuckers couldn’t wait to raise their hands lmao

Question 1 by Cory (black dude who just got outta jail a few years earlier): Uhhh yeah...so what do we call IT when IT comes back??

Question 2 by George (old country white dude who prolly weighs about 115 lbs but drinks that Fireball liquor shit like water): Is he really coming back wit titt...I’m mean breasts??

“OK...no more questions...let’s have a word from our very Christian floor manager Roger. Roger what you got to say?!” And I swear tha shit this man said STILL gets talked about to this day whenever niggaz start laughing at tha whole situation...Roger says and I quote “Let’s just all remember ITS NOT WHAT GOES IN YOUR MOUTH BUT WHAT COMES OUT OF IT (Super pause and tha highest of no homillz) so let’s not talk bad about him...”

Yup...meeting adjourned...Ken will be back after tha Thanksgiving holidays as Evelyn...have a good day!! (Did I mention this was tha Monday before Thanksgiving sooooo yeah)

By this time I a headache from fighting back tears of laughter but I knew I’d get fired if I started to laugh cuz I wasn’t gonna stop...they let us go down to tha floor wit’ “warnings” about “bullying and inappropriate jokes and hate crimes and all”...soon as niggaz get to tha floor you start seeing groups breaking off into huddles followed but loud laughter from what I’m sure was inappropriate joking...everyone who called my name I ignored because I KNEW we only had 30 mins left in tha day and that was 29 mins too long to not let tha jokes fly...I turn tha corner and in one of tha groups filled wit laughter I see tha 4 “clowns of tha shop” who roast everybody all day and to my surprise there’s Ken in tha middle still dressed like a dirty mechanic smh

Some events since that time have been him getting his own male/female bathroom added to tha plant cuz tha women were not playing that shit and tha niggaz DEF wasn’t playin’ that shit...didn’t work out cuz it was tha cleanest and biggest private bathroom there so everybody would use it and he’d get mad and bang on tha door and go tell...so they moved his lab (he’s a test engineer) down tha street to our old building where he’s basically alone except for some Teflon sprayers/coaters who work in a room by themselves soooo yeah
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I wouldn't be able to hold back and cried laughing in the meeting or put my hat in my face and silently laugh in it lol.
 
Mr Litty said:
I think I'm a get an HR call in a few minutes

On my company IM chat one of my employees told me I knew how he was coming (in reference to him scoring high in customer satisfaction)

My immediate reply, pause

My boss just called me and said 'really dude? I'll call you back'
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Chi gonna have to change his toe socks in a minute lol sitting there waiting on that call like

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T. Sanford said:
I wouldn't be able to hold back and cried laughing in the meeting or put my hat in my face and silently laugh in it lol.
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Bruh...I knew if I broke that laughter seal I was gonna be done so I fought like a G holding that shit in...but after work I called everybody I knew, momma included, and told them tha crazy shit I had just heard lmao
 
The Hue said:
Shitty tequila, too much sugar which causes horrible headaches. If it isn't 100% de agave then it ain't real tequila.
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Agree with this. Jose Cuervo is trash. It's one of those liquors where if you've never had anything else of that type, you think it's alright, but as soon as you try something else, you realize how bad it is. I never tried the Dobel though. I'll have to get it the next time I see it at a bar.

Remedy said:
Don Julio >>>> Patron
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1800 is also better than Patron. I'd put Don Julio and 1800 on the same level.
 
Mr Litty said:
I think I'm a get an HR call in a few minutes

On my company IM chat one of my employees told me I knew how he was coming (in reference to him scoring high in customer satisfaction)

My immediate reply, pause

My boss just called me and said 'really dude? I'll call you back'
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Nothing so far

Got chew out for something else but the pause is clear
 
When you at work and you going for coffee and you ask if anyone wants something do you mean it?

This nigga asking for a whole lot. I have no intention of getting it but the audacity of this nigga. I wasn't really even asking him he was just there.
 
The Lonious Monk said:
Agree with this. Jose Cuervo is trash. It's one of those liquors where if you've never had anything else of that type, you think it's alright, but as soon as you try something else, you realize how bad it is. I never tried the Dobel though. I'll have to get it the next time I see it at a bar.



1800 is also better than Patron. I'd put Don Julio and 1800 on the same level.
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Try this shit too, smoothest tequila I've ever had.

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Mr Litty said:
I think I'm a get an HR call in a few minutes

On my company IM chat one of my employees told me I knew how he was coming (in reference to him scoring high in customer satisfaction)

My immediate reply, pause

My boss just called me and said 'really dude? I'll call you back'
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You did the right thing.
 
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