Fake It Till You Make It

[Golden]

What do yall do once you've faked it? Aren't you still erect? Do you sneak off to finish yourself?

they can make themselves go soft. a guy did that when mad @ me.

 

[FakeOhMars]

What do yall do once you've faked it? Aren't you still erect? Do you sneak off to finish yourself?

Go to the restroom, then go to sleep

Spoiler

I stay hard long after I bust

 

[Duwop]

Women know when men don't climax, y'all not fooling anybody.

I'm a great actor

 

[Duwop]

But, Naw its like the other thread. After a while its like why am I doing this?

I've told this story before a few times... But yea like 15 years ago I used to hang out with this chick who always had card and game parties at her house. One of her of girls used to have a thing for me, and I would smash in the bathroom....

Well she wanted to take it to a bedroom one night, and we went in her girl's room and got it in.

But the more wet and more into it she got, the less and less I felt.... By the end,, only thing I felt was our bodies hitting...
Nothing down there....


Then i guess she was Cummings cuz she grabbed my face and put it against her face.... And Bruh.... This chick had a 5 o'clock shadow coming in or facial hair stubble.... so when she came I pretended I was I was cumming too.....

She was out of breath, I acted like I was too...

Then i just got dressed and went back to playing cards with everybody else in the living room like the shit ain't happen....

 

[Duwop]

So for years I used to laugh about her having no walls, till one day an older chick just laughed and said that meant she was really into me.... Another nigga might smash who she not as into,, and he'd feel everything simply cuz she's not as wet and relaxed as she was with me....

I was all like





:whoa: will you look at science

 

[Old Man Cain]

So for years I used to laugh about her having no walls, till one day an older chick just laughed and said that meant she was really into me.... Another nigga might smash who she not as into,, and he'd feel everything simply cuz she's not as wet and relaxed as she was with me....

I was all like





:whoa: will you look at science

but but but in the @Reesey thread Old Man Cain said this and was laughed at............................I'm schleeep tho

 

[AP2.5]

See, that's another way I would know..

Because I do the clean up. He just lays there.

well not every woman has your enthusiasm so...what am i supposed to do

 

[AP2.5]

Come on buddy, I'm to attentive and I know when I dont feel cum in my vagina. And if a condom is used (lmao, yea right) I'm the one taking it off to play with the dick so trust me I will know.

buddy, i clearly said if you smashing a buss down, aint no need to try and force it. Shit happens. Dont mean the quality of the puss was wack...just a nigga got distracted

besides, i have to admit that the rubbers i used to have had some orajel type shit in the inside that kinda numbed the penis. Mix that with some liquor and you might just end up not nutting

after a condom change and a few positions later, its impossible. I mean, i could do the irresponsible thing, slide the rubber off and go in raw, but I aint tryna go out like willie lump lump. SOOOOOOOOOOO, you make the noise and the face and dip out to the bathroom to get the warm towel.

if you laid it down proper, she probably sleep or on her way to sleep so she'll be aight

 

[AP2.5]

Lmao, so yall just making silly ass cave man noises then spitting on they backs/cheeks or some shit?

im so proud of you son

 

[Reesey]

So for years I used to laugh about her having no walls, till one day an older chick just laughed and said that meant she was really into me.... Another nigga might smash who she not as into,, and he'd feel everything simply cuz she's not as wet and relaxed as she was with me....

I was all like





:whoa: will you look at science

What in thee H3ll?!?

Whatever older chick you were talking to heard that from an idiot.

Just because a woman is into you and SUPER wet does not mean her walls will disappear.

I STAY soaked and my walls don't retract in this beech because of it. Yall will believe anything you hear. I'm dying!

Ladies...do you have this retracting/disappearing walls issue when you get soaked to the point where your man feels NOTHING and is force to fake it?

@Race Jones @BNE @BHL @MissK

 

[AP2.5]

Du tripping lol

 

[Old Man Cain]

Far as the OP................yeah I have done this before but it was weed and alcohol induced. I was high and drunk as shit and I couldn't bust and I was tired and sleepy so I hit her with aaaaaaaaahhh and rolled over went to sleep...............no pull out of course

 

[Anonymous]

Far as the OP................yeah I have done this before but it was weed and alcohol induced. I was high and drunk as shit and I couldn't bust and I was tired and sleepy so I hit her with aaaaaaaaahhh and rolled over went to sleep...............no pull out of course

You and that no pullout mess is the nastiest thing to read to me. Smh

F*cking disgusting I swear. Africans just inviting diseases. I can't deal.

 

[Anonymous]

Pushed anon- by accident.

I'm sure you can tell it was me tho.

 

[Duwop]

Nigga did say he rolled over and went to sleep.... How you know they wasn't in a relationship?

 

[Old Man Cain]

@Reesey aka my puddin pop aka chooch ......................................I noticed you gave me a wack that's a no go fix so that for me honey bunches of dope

 

[Reesey]

Nigga did say he rolled over and went to sleep.... How you know they wasn't in a relationship?

Touche ....

 

[Old Man Cain]

Nigga did say he rolled over and went to sleep.... How you know they wasn't in a relationship?

 

[Old Man Cain]

You and that no pullout mess is the nastiest thing to read to me. Smh

F*cking disgusting I swear. Africans just inviting diseases. I can't deal.

foul mouth anon babe................you changed

 

[Revolver Ocelot]

I have put a girl out during sex, cuz I thought her shit was wack. But that was a younger more asshole-ish Ocelot