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I was talkin to this one shorty from myspace. We talked for about a week and for the last 3 days she was saying all this freaky shit about what she gon do. I get to her pad , we chillin watchin a Martin marathon on TV1. We start makin out n shit , she get's buttnaked and gets down on the carpet. I stand up and put my dick in her face , she talkin bout "i dont feel like suckin dick tonight, let's just fuck, I promise I'll suck it next time"

So I'm standin there with my dick in her face :uhhuh: "wtf u mean u dont feel like suckin dick tonight? Start suckin this mf"


She like "nah let's just fuck tonight"


I stood there with my dick in her face for about 2 mins thinkin it out :umm:


Put my shit back on and dipped.... came back 2 mins later cuz I forgot my blunt.. she lookin at me like ';';''



I'm like :mf1: "where my blunt?"



Got it and dipped out.
 
Back in my college days, really wasn't a bad sex-experience per say but it was rather fuck'd up:ha:

In college, had a friend..cool lil chick or whatnot. We became cool throughout the semester, talked on the phone, kicked it around campus, yadda yadda yadda.

One day, I'm chilling at the crib, get a call from her and she's crying. I'm like dayum what's going on. She said her mom had died (Cancer):jordan:. So I was like dayum, you need anything, (the normal concern response) and she was like nah, she just need some company. So me being me, I was like bet, I'll swing through.

I get there and it's her family at the house, her auntees cleaning up and the cousins and uncles just sitting around watching TV. So we all, me, her, the cousins and the rest of the family all sitting on the sofa watching TV and they just talking (I'm bored as fuck). It's getting late and they all getting up stretching getting ready to leave, saying that they'll be back over in the morning.

She walks them out to the door and comes back, so at this time, I'm getting up myself about to head out, shid I did my job (sat wit yo ass) and gave you a shoulder to lean on:ha:..time for me to get back home....(I think the AKAs had a party that night that I was trying to hit up) so she was like "you leaving" and I'm like yea, um yea, but I can stay for a few more minutes, I'ma hit up that AKA party tonight with the fellas, so she was like I'm not in a party mode.:jordan:


I sit back down and she's starts to go on about how her and her mother wasn't close but they kinda patched things up, or tried to, once she knew she was about to die, but her death still hurts. (I mean it is her mother) so she gets all teary eye and puts her hands over her face..so I console her and was like "it's ok, It's ok" and she was like "I know, I'm sorry for crying" I'm like "no, no, no let it out" so I'm holding the chick, like in a half-way ass hug position and I feel her breath getting closer to the kid's neck and the shit starts to tickle a bit...So I'm thinking it's maybe a fly or mosquito or some shit around that area, I can't feel it because I"m holding her and she's under my neck sobbing (I thought) nope, the chicks starts slowly kissing me there and I'm like awww shit'k';, you motherfucker. I'm saying to myself no breh, this chick mom just died, stop her, this isn't a good time, but nope [;'. let her continue, lift that shirt up, pulled them jeans down and gave her 28 mins of hard back shots before tapping out[;'.[;'. (a nigga aint shit I know :ha:)


What's really fuck'd up though, my patnas end up leaving me to go to the party, so I meet them at the party, told them that ole girl mom had died and I had went over there to console her, then I said "man I toe that ass up:ha:

Them niggas face was pricesless "man I thought you said the girl mama died breh"

Me" "She did", but I was in the guts though,

Niggas: Breh you going to hell, you aint shit for real breh

Me: Man her and her mama wasn't that close anyway" :lmao2::lmao2: "Where the hoes at nigga"[;'.[;'.'k';,
 
@Slim did she initiate it? in between her kissing your neck n u lifting her shirt. sex helps some people get thru hard times. u might have been helping her feel good for a sec there. tht aint too uncommon

u were wrong to talk about it with ur boys so insensitively tho
 
Ring Master said:
@Slim did she initiate it? in between her kissing your neck n u lifting her shirt. sex helps some people get thru hard times. u might have been helping her feel good for a sec there. tht aint too uncommon

u were wrong to talk about it with ur boys so insensitively tho
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she surely did

But fuck it <<>> at that time in my life, we shared stories like white boys traded pokomon cards
 
Dupacalypse said:
naw, after i felt that pirate beard, i was done

i'm really good at let downs, so i dn't think she ever knew why
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make a thread about this. a lotta the hurt stories ppl post in all kindsa experience threads are about let downs that cld have been done better.
 
Lou Cypher said:
Wasnt DURING the sex, but one time i hooked up with this chick and stayed at her house. She had this fucking Cat that was way too friendly and curious about shit. We fuck and pass out, I wake up sometime later and the cat is sitting super close to my face. Like its chest hairs were touching my forehead. And it just sat there, stared at me and purred. I took him off the bed went back to sleep.

Laying on my back with my pants off. Sleeping, everythings fine. I kinda wake up feeling the cat walk between my legs at the foot of the bed. Figure its just gonna lay down and pass out at the foot of the bed. Out of nowhere, i feel his paws and claws on my ballsack and the fucking cat starts pushing up and down with his paws trying to make a bed out of my scrotum or something. As soon as it made contact i jumped up like "WTF?!" and woke the girl up, but then we laughed about it.

Cat was gay as hell though.
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Lou, u cool n all but my gahd. whitest post on this site thus far. lmao
 
I already talked about this on the BB but I didn't go into detail..

So, I'm into rough sex, choking, biting, hair pulling all that. Not painful mind you, just rough.

One time, having sex with my man and this dude pulls my hair so hard he pulled out a chunk of it out and then tried to play it off so while he puts my hair he just pulled out down on the bed he looks at me like stop trippin and is like nah we cool you can't even tell, the fuccck you mean I can't tell, that shit still hurts, but he kept going even though I was obviously over it... same thing happened when he choked me too hard. I'm seeing stars then basically pass out, I finally open my eyes after he realizes I'm out and stopped choking me, but he still going like wtf? Didn't even ask if I was ok. Smh
 
EleanorDeWitt said:
I already talked about this on the BB but I didn't go into detail..

So, I'm into rough sex, choking, biting, hair pulling all that. Not painful mind you, just rough.

One time, having sex with my man and this dude pulls my hair so hard he pulled out a chunk of it out and then tried to play it off so while he puts my hair he just pulled out down on the bed he looks at me like stop trippin and is like nah we cool you can't even tell, the fuccck you mean I can't tell, that shit still hurts, but he kept going even though I was obviously over it... same thing happened when he choked me too hard. I'm seeing stars then basically pass out, I finally open my eyes after he realizes I'm out and stopped choking me, but he still going like wtf? Didn't even ask if I was ok. Smh
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Girl... this is one of the times when I gotta take a step back and check if you or I wrote a post

One or more of these experiences has happened to me .;l'//
 
EleanorDeWitt said:
I already talked about this on the BB but I didn't go into detail..

So, I'm into rough sex, choking, biting, hair pulling all that. Not painful mind you, just rough.

One time, having sex with my man and this dude pulls my hair so hard he pulled out a chunk of it out and then tried to play it off so while he puts my hair he just pulled out down on the bed he looks at me like stop trippin and is like nah we cool you can't even tell, the fuccck you mean I can't tell, that shit still hurts, but he kept going even though I was obviously over it... same thing happened when he choked me too hard. I'm seeing stars then basically pass out, I finally open my eyes after he realizes I'm out and stopped choking me, but he still going like wtf? Didn't even ask if I was ok. Smh
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EleanorDeWitt said:
I already talked about this on the BB but I didn't go into detail..

So, I'm into rough sex, choking, biting, hair pulling all that. Not painful mind you, just rough.

One time, having sex with my man and this dude pulls my hair so hard he pulled out a chunk of it out and then tried to play it off so while he puts my hair he just pulled out down on the bed he looks at me like stop trippin and is like nah we cool you can't even tell, the fuccck you mean I can't tell, that shit still hurts, but he kept going even though I was obviously over it... same thing happened when he choked me too hard. I'm seeing stars then basically pass out, I finally open my eyes after he realizes I'm out and stopped choking me, but he still going like wtf? Didn't even ask if I was ok. Smh
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Nigga had you in a full Nelson or some shit :gtfoh:
 
Ooh.

One time i was under the influence of alcohol. I went over to this smuts residence to practice sex with her and while we were in mid coitus i dislocated my shoulder! I dont remember much of it except for the shoulder dislocating. I jumped off her and started rolling around in drunken pain and almost had to drive myself to a hospital. Luckily i was able to pop it back into place by grabbing the doorknob of her door and squatting down until my arm raised enough for the joint to go back into place. Then i finished with her and went home.
 
This wasn't a bad experience for me but it might have been for her..
Long story short, I farted loud as fuck as I was busting in her mouth.
It didn't stink <>and she didn't say shit :salute:
 
Essence fest..... First night there a nigga was fresh into a separation.....Met some broad both of us was were retarded drunk. Went to her hotel room she had big titties, dome was excellent body was right a nigga thought he was about to win. She hop up said she had to go to the bathroom I'm like yay me I'm bout to beat the wheels off this broad. She was in there for a while.

I holla you aight she said yeah she come out crying talking about her husband called and he want her back. Ummm wtf is this shit I said I get up to leave she was no don't go.....Oh word yay me again. She undress a nigga about to win again. She wants it doggystle word another yay me.


Two pumps in.........This nigga starts crying and tell me to stop and she can't do this. ............:uhhuh:..........Really nigga???

I just get up talk shit now I got a hard joint and bubble guts because all that alcohol I drunk was not sitting well with the hotdog I bought on the street in front of Razoo's........This heffa crying and I got to shit but I'm not trying to catch a charge from a unstable broad. A nigga was disgusted with life at that moment.


Saw her goofy ass the next day bitch talking about hey......Hey???? Nigga KYS
 
Cain said:
Essence fest..... First night there a nigga was fresh into a separation.....Met some broad both of us was were retarded drunk. Went to her hotel room she had big titties, dome was excellent body was right a nigga thought he was about to win. She hop up said she had to go to the bathroom I'm like yay me I'm bout to beat the wheels off this broad. She was in there for a while.

I holla you aight she said yeah she come out crying talking about her husband called and he want her back. Ummm wtf is this shit I said I get up to leave she was no don't go.....Oh word yay me again. She undress a nigga about to win again. She wants it doggystle word another yay me.


Two pumps in.........This nigga starts crying and tell me to stop and she can't do this. ............:uhhuh:..........Really nigga???

I just get up talk shit now I got a hard joint and bubble guts because all that alcohol I drunk was not sitting well with the hotdog I bought on the street in front of Razoo's........This heffa crying and I got to shit but I'm not trying to catch a charge from a unstable broad. A nigga was disgusted with life at that moment.


Saw her goofy ass the next day bitch talking about hey......Hey???? Nigga KYS
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lmfaoooooooo!!

LOL reaction was not enough.
 
Slim said:
Back in my college days, really wasn't a bad sex-experience per say but it was rather fuck'd up:ha:

In college, had a friend..cool lil chick or whatnot. We became cool throughout the semester, talked on the phone, kicked it around campus, yadda yadda yadda.

One day, I'm chilling at the crib, get a call from her and she's crying. I'm like dayum what's going on. She said her mom had died (Cancer):jordan:. So I was like dayum, you need anything, (the normal concern response) and she was like nah, she just need some company. So me being me, I was like bet, I'll swing through.

I get there and it's her family at the house, her auntees cleaning up and the cousins and uncles just sitting around watching TV. So we all, me, her, the cousins and the rest of the family all sitting on the sofa watching TV and they just talking (I'm bored as fuck). It's getting late and they all getting up stretching getting ready to leave, saying that they'll be back over in the morning.

She walks them out to the door and comes back, so at this time, I'm getting up myself about to head out, shid I did my job (sat wit yo ass) and gave you a shoulder to lean on:ha:..time for me to get back home....(I think the AKAs had a party that night that I was trying to hit up) so she was like "you leaving" and I'm like yea, um yea, but I can stay for a few more minutes, I'ma hit up that AKA party tonight with the fellas, so she was like I'm not in a party mode.:jordan:


I sit back down and she's starts to go on about how her and her mother wasn't close but they kinda patched things up, or tried to, once she knew she was about to die, but her death still hurts. (I mean it is her mother) so she gets all teary eye and puts her hands over her face..so I console her and was like "it's ok, It's ok" and she was like "I know, I'm sorry for crying" I'm like "no, no, no let it out" so I'm holding the chick, like in a half-way ass hug position and I feel her breath getting closer to the kid's neck and the shit starts to tickle a bit...So I'm thinking it's maybe a fly or mosquito or some shit around that area, I can't feel it because I"m holding her and she's under my neck sobbing (I thought) nope, the chicks starts slowly kissing me there and I'm like awww shit'k';, you motherfucker. I'm saying to myself no breh, this chick mom just died, stop her, this isn't a good time, but nope [;'. let her continue, lift that shirt up, pulled them jeans down and gave her 28 mins of hard back shots before tapping out[;'.[;'. (a nigga aint shit I know :ha:)


What's really fuck'd up though, my patnas end up leaving me to go to the party, so I meet them at the party, told them that ole girl mom had died and I had went over there to console her, then I said "man I toe that ass up:ha:

Them niggas face was pricesless "man I thought you said the girl mama died breh"

Me" "She did", but I was in the guts though,

Niggas: Breh you going to hell, you aint shit for real breh

Me: Man her and her mama wasn't that close anyway" :lmao2::lmao2: "Where the hoes at nigga"[;'.[;'.'k';,
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Lou Cypher said:
lmfaoooooooo!!

LOL reaction was not enough.
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I had this written in the scumbag thread on the IC but never posted it for some reason. Damn shame


I was nervous,horny NH, scared, and had bubble guts. Didn't know if I should take a shit before I left the room or just run........I ran
 
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