Shaquille Sunflower
Marshmallows are for team players
Buckees is the shit!!!
Only reason I aint stop today cause I was tired of driving
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Buckees is the shit!!!
So, yesterday I shot a laser through this mans car and he slammed on his breaks so hard. I couldnt stop laughing.
Then, I had to mature up and say "Kandy that couldve caused a wreck, grow up."
Last night, I shot it through someone house and I seen them come to the window. LMAOOOOOOO
I ask myself this a lot.
My 12 yr old son being a super asshole this weekend...he know I’m doing this smoothie cleanse so all weekend he been asking for bugged out shit...he usually wants subway subs and shit for dinner but now all of a sudden he want a 10 pc lemon pepper from wing stop...this yesterday
Now I’m in here cooking his dinner which is torture enough but he wanna come eat some chips right in my face...slow motion like...I tell him to get his ass in tha living room wit all that shit and he gone say...”But dad...I’m not supposed to eat in tha living room??” Maaan...if you don’t get tf out my face you might get yo 1st grown man ass whooping in here tonight
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My 12 yr old son being a super asshole this weekend...he know I’m doing this smoothie cleanse so all weekend he been asking for bugged out shit...he usually wants subway subs and shit for dinner but now all of a sudden he want a 10 pc lemon pepper from wing stop...this yesterday
Now I’m in here cooking his dinner which is torture enough but he wanna come eat some chips right in my face...slow motion like...I tell him to get his ass in tha living room wit all that shit and he gone say...”But dad...I’m not supposed to eat in tha living room??” Maaan...if you don’t get tf out my face you might get yo 1st grown man ass whooping in here tonight
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Should've slap the chips outta hands.
Don't be mad because you starving yourself.
CHEW THEM CHIPS LOUDER WORD....LIFE JR!
Stop hating bruhNobody cares this much. Some trendy bullshit. Same as the boycott Starbucks nonsense.
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Dutch schultz hoodlumWhats your favorite killing scene from a gangster movie?