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Max.

Max.

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You can use anom feature if ur shook


Me and this female got a room...ate hela food...told her i was gona take a shower but really i took a huge dump(messy one)...rinsed off my lower body with soap..
 
Max. said:
You can use anom feature if ur shook


Me and this female got a room...ate hela food...told her i was gona take a shower but really i took a huge dump(messy one)...rinsed off my lower body with soap..
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So your confession is, you didn’t wash your hands?

Disgusting!
 
I once accidentally ran over a dog whilst cycling home from work.

It was being walked by two meat head rugby players, I didn’t stop, didn’t fancy getting my head kicked in after a long day.
 
1/2 said:
bought some Viagra.....ima see what this shit do this weekend
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I took some liquid viagra packet (red ants) before flying out too Prague, thought the blood was supposed to go to your dick.

Within minutes my face was red as shit and I was flushing red for a while. Consumed a shit load of alcohol/drugs and still got it up, so it done it’s job. Just wasn’t expecting the huge blood rush to the head.
 
yeah ive heard of that

honestly I figured it was some white shit

we dont really "flush" for obvious reasons....probably break a sweat and get a headache if anything

but yeah, drugs def goin up....thats why I grabbed em

pray I dont Lamar ODom
 
Englishdude said:
I took some liquid viagra packet (red ants) before flying out too Prague, thought the blood was supposed to go to your dick.

Within minutes my face was red as shit and I was flushing red for a while. Consumed a shit load of alcohol/drugs and still got it up, so it done it’s job. Just wasn’t expecting the huge blood rush to the head.
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How is it in prague? the hoes n drugs?

heard different stuff. Is it better or worse than amsterdam?

was thinking of going one day
 
I ran over someones dog on Christmas eve.

I was PA driving through some country road taking inventory to one of the stores I owned in the dodge caravan I was using as a van.

So im driving between King of Prussia mall to Montgomery mall taking some back roads doing about 20 above speed limit. This house was up on a hill and I saw this dog running down the hill towards the road. A young kid was in the yard, i guess playing with the dog.

Out of nowhere the dog jumped in front of my car and all I heard was bu-bup and a yelp.

Man i downed the pedal and sped off even faster than I was going. No way was my brown ass gonna stop after running over a dog on Christmas eve on some country road in PA.

Bout 20 miles later I stopped at a gas station and parked far to see if I had blood on my tires and I did so I bought a gallon of water and washed it off and kept it pushing
 
Perfect timing... Just woke up from a dream I smashed one of the homies mom. Didnt even hesitate. She initiated tho. I just came by to grab my shit and she gon follow me into the room and pull the titties out.
 
1/2 said:
bought some Viagra.....ima see what this shit do this weekend
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First time I took that shit was hilarious... Took this older white chick back to her crib. This bitch breaking down the viagra with blow and sniffing the shit. Never seen that shit before. Its fucked up but im still trying to get the ass so im waiting patient. She goes into the washroom and the viagra just sitting there and I never tried it so im like fuck it and I pop one of those shits. Real niggas do real things.
She come out and we get to it. Im hitting it but I dont feel shit. Buss off and a nigga tired from a long night so I take a nap.
Wake up 15-20 minutes later and my shit rock hard. Wordlife on some superhero shit. Like my shit straight but this was some next level shit. Like SSJ4 or some shit feel me. I turned that women over and went to work a solid 3 hours. Knew it was real when she had to get up and get some juice. Like yoooooo. Bitch came back to my job the next night.

I need to find a plug for that shit.
 
Max. said:
You can use anom feature if ur shook


Me and this female got a room...ate hela food...told her i was gona take a shower but really i took a huge dump(messy one)...rinsed off my lower body with soap..
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Shouldve took the shower lol
 
I've had a retarded persons food stamps card in my wallet for about 6 years now.
 
The first and only time I took viagra was crazy shit too.

Me and this chick was in DC for the weekend. We get there round 5 and go around town before getting to the hotel. I jump in the shower first cause ima be quick. So i wash up and she said she gonna jump in next. Im like cool. Soon as she closed the door, I took a pill.

Shit took effect quickly as fuck.

I was laying in bed and was like ima smoke this black and mild real quick (yea yall boy was young at the time). So i go to the balcony in my boxers and I shit yall not, soon as the wind hit my dick, shit was rock hard. Thats legit all it took. Just some wind brushed on my dick and shit got harder than my dick ever got before.

A few minutes later my girl came out the shower and I fucked her for hours. Must have busted 10 nuts. Shit was crazy. Id bust a nut, lay on my back, a few minutes later my dick was hard again.

Shit wasnt even fun after the first hour and a half. Her pussy was barely getting wet at that point, mad spit was being used cause we aint have lube.

The next day we was we go see all the tourist spots but we had to walk slow cause her pussy was sore.

I had a pill for each night we were gonna stay but didnt take any after that first night.
 
1/2 said:
bought some Viagra.....ima see what this shit do this weekend
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Shits awesome.

When i was 19 I took 4 E pills and a Viagra and me and this girl fucked until it was light out. There was a moment where i thought i was going to die though, but i persevered.

That next day was miserable. I blame the E though, not the viagra.
 
KingFreeman said:
First time I took that shit was hilarious... Took this older white chick back to her crib. This bitch breaking down the viagra with blow and sniffing the shit. Never seen that shit before. Its fucked up but im still trying to get the ass so im waiting patient. She goes into the washroom and the viagra just sitting there and I never tried it so im like fuck it and I pop one of those shits. Real niggas do real things.
She come out and we get to it. Im hitting it but I dont feel shit. Buss off and a nigga tired from a long night so I take a nap.
Wake up 15-20 minutes later and my shit rock hard. Wordlife on some superhero shit. Like my shit straight but this was some next level shit. Like SSJ4 or some shit feel me. I turned that women over and went to work a solid 3 hours. Knew it was real when she had to get up and get some juice. Like yoooooo. Bitch came back to my job the next night.

I need to find a plug for that shit.
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i miss them kinda broads lol

no coaching just square biz
 
@Lou I got a full 2 days and 2 nights booked and a party pack

made sure i got that extra night to shake back
 
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