Confessions thread

[Duwop]

i once killed a bunch of stray kittens that got into my basement.

i didn't want to risk getting scratched, or try to chase them, so i cornered them, crushed them, scooped them up in a shovel, and tossed them in the alley.....

i think i traumatized my wife. but i think she also realized that day that i have no qualms laying down that murder game if necessary....

a lotta people hate that story.....like really, but i mean i live in an area where there's tons of stray cats.....i look at them shits like rats or mice that get in your house... kill them and throw them outside

 

[Loquacious]

You mfs crazy lmfaoooo.

 

[Kentucky]

i once killed a bunch of stray kittens that got into my basement.

i didn't want to risk getting scratched, or try to chase them, so i cornered them, crushed them, scooped them up in a shovel, and tossed them in the alley.....

i think i traumatized my wife. but i think she also realized that day that i have no qualms laying down that murder game if necessary....

a lotta people hate that story.....like really, but i mean i live in an area where there's tons of stray cats.....i look at them shits like rats or mice that get in your house... kill them and throw them outside

Dis nigga said he crushed a bunch of stray kittens, lmao! My nigga is grimmey

 

[JUDAH]

i once killed a bunch of stray kittens that got into my basement.

i didn't want to risk getting scratched, or try to chase them, so i cornered them, crushed them, scooped them up in a shovel, and tossed them in the alley.....

i think i traumatized my wife. but i think she also realized that day that i have no qualms laying down that murder game if necessary....

a lotta people hate that story.....like really, but i mean i live in an area where there's tons of stray cats.....i look at them shits like rats or mice that get in your house... kill them and throw them outside

Germs called a kitten a faggot and sprayed it with a hose.

You bodied a couple of them.

Y'all gotta be brothers man...

 

[1/2]

they did right

fuck some kittens

 

[Suckio Andretti]

I caught feelings over du story

 

[Anonymous]

My girl pays for 90% of the dates
.she wants tok

 

[Anonymous]

Ive been hiding at work for 20 mins a hour

 

[Anonymous]

I piss in the sink at work

 

[AZTG]

Time to close the thread.

 

[Englishdude]

How is it in prague? the hoes n drugs?

heard different stuff. Is it better or worse than amsterdam?

was thinking of going one day

Drugs were shit, but I got the vibe we weren’t very well liked due to being English.

Our rep in other European countries ain’t good haha.

Hoes were decent, taxi drivers try scamming you every ride, even if you’ve preset a fare. Just gotta be blunt with them and they cut the shit.

I preferred Amsterdam personally, I’m going back there in Oct for my boys 30th.

 

[Anonymous]

I used to piss in gatorade bottles n throw em in the street

 

[Anonymous]

I got the plug on cialis.....GOAT this post if you tryna ruin someones life

 

[Chicity]

I plan on being celibate the next 13 years

1 month down; 12 years, 11 months to go......

 

[Lou Cypher]

Wtf why specifically 13 years?

 

[deadeye]

I like fat women.

 

[Anonymous]

For valentines im getn my gf cheap chocoLate from walmart

Some body spray from one those girly stores n some shoes

 

[Loquacious]

For valentines im getn my gf cheap chocoLate from walmart

Some body spray from one those girly stores n some shoes

So sweet.

 

[Kentucky]

For valentines im getn my gf cheap chocoLate from walmart

Some body spray from one those girly stores n some shoes

What kind of shoes you getting her? Some Reeboks?

 

[Anonymous]

Im stayin at the Trump Hotel in NY for spring break