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Ever Pooted During Sex?

BRIAN B.

BRIAN B.

Shittypoobutt
Man.. ate sum spaghetti, drinkin a lil crown royal reserve, then I get the "wyd?" text

bout an hr later she comes thru, we get goin then... my stomach started cookin

tried to hold it, but when I pumped it snuck out & she's lookin at me like "really?"

I look back like "yep" & continued... 1st time for erthing I guess lol
 
BRIAN B. said:
Man.. ate sum spaghetti, drinkin a lil crown royal reserve, then I get the "wyd?" text

bout an hr later she comes thru, we get goin then... my stomach started cookin

tried to hold it, but when I pumped it snuck out & she's lookin at me like "really?"

I look back like "yep" & continued... 1st time for erthing I guess lol
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I was in bed watchin a movie with a shorty I was fuckin with, she bust out laughin and a loud ass fart came out at the same time. I paused the movie and hit her with

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Naaa but I be thinking the what if I pooted while smashing.

That pussy make that fart tho... music to my ears:damn3:
 
Me, no.

My GF at the time warned me that she was full, and would give me dome, but wanted to wait to fucc. I dug in them guts, and she let let out one that sounded like a balloon deflating. Me being a young savage...i kept going. She felt ashamed.
 
Soul_Rattler said:
This is all I ask for.

It's a natural bodily function so if I hear it, whatever. But don't be that person constantly farting openly and loudly. Shit is repulsive, male or female.
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Yea I got friends who just fart in front they people like it ain’t shit. Hell naw. They be announcing the shit and I’m like :df4:

My son do that shit too. I’m cool with a nigga farting around me but don’t be announcing the shit like it’s a show.
 
Yeah...no.

One nite I was about to turn over and start up wit my s/o. She let out one of those lethal silent killer ones under the damn covers...NIG-GA!

When that shyt hit my nose...
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...I turned my back on that hefa so fast, I carried my azzz to sleep!

Killed the damn mood. Smh
 
First time I stayed at this girl's house she went in the bathroom and stayed in there a minute. Came out like it was nothing and left the door wide open. I was maybe 50 feet away from the door and have mostly lost my sense of smell but man....

That butt funk still hit me strong all the same. Clock was ticking on her from that point on
 
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Before I found out I was pregnant with my daughter. We had just moved into our apartment, we like yeah.... About to fuck up in here.

I'm riding him and his phone rings and scared the fuck out of me. I laughed and farted at the same time. He answered and the more I laughed the more I farted, all while still on top of him dick still in me and all. He actually wanted to see if he could finish but that shit was just too much man. We laughed about it later on that day and for some weeks but mannnn smh.
 
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