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IP360: The "Things that grinds your gears" Thread

When people don’t pay they half of the bill!
This happened with my homie in december. Was just me and him on a phone plan for 2 yrs then this yr he added his lil sister, got a gf and added her too.

He needed help in december either pay his portion or get my phone cut off n i need my shit for work.

Gears grinded!!
 
When people talk through a movie or tv show. Then when they miss something, they'll turn around and say, "I missed that, what did he or she say?"
Me:

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Everybody that knows me knows if you're gonna watch tv or a movie with me, shut the fuck up!
 
Gettin' cold fries w/ my sandwich!

Bitch, you knew good and hell well these fries were stale/hard as muhphucka. I should come across that counter and knock yo ass out.
 
When I'm in line @ the grocery store and the person in front of me is paying by check (*sigh*) and don't start writing it out until the total comes....

Bitch, you knew yo ol' "my check should clear once I get paid in a couple of days havin' ass" could've have written that shit out while the cashier was scanning all fifty'leven items you got.

Then they have the damn nerve to take forever writting it out like they're composing Declaration of Independence. I be wantin' to ram these people over w/ my cart.
 
People who take too long on the atm or in line buying shit at the store.

Swear i never walked into walgreens and didnt have to wait at least 10 min to check out even if there was only one person in front of me.

Bruh, both those instances kill me, but the ATM one be havin' me ready to snap!!

If your @ an ATM taking more than a couple minutes, something wrong. Nikkas making life decisions tryna figure out/add up if they can afford to snatch another 20 out or why theres overdraft fees, etc.

Get your strugglin' ass out the way and let a real nikka thru!
 
People who take too long on the atm or in line buying shit at the store.

Swear i never walked into walgreens and didnt have to wait at least 10 min to check out even if there was only one person in front of me.
My G, did you read my shit, that shit pisses me the fuck off..... You come in this bitch every day and when you get to the counter your ass want to act brand new. Then you turn around and look back cause you know you holding up traffic
 
Bruh, both those instances kill me, but the ATM one be havin' me ready to snap!!

If your @ an ATM taking more than a couple minutes, something wrong. Nikkas making life decisions tryna figure out/add up if they can afford to snatch another 20 out or why theres overdraft fees, etc.

Get your strugglin' ass out the way and let a real nikka thru!
Niggas know they broke before they press that pin, AND you can check your shit online beforehand
 
My G, did you read my shit, that shit pisses me the fuck off..... You come in this bitch every day and when you get to the counter your ass want to act brand new. Then you turn around and look back cause you know you holding up traffic
Lol i NEVER see them turn around its almost like they know every mf behind them wants to choke em out but it dont make em go any faster
 
when youre watching porn on your phone and about to get to that part when youre about to bust that nut and somebody calls. im like damn you could of called me like five seconds later....sheesh
 
When people talk through a movie or tv show. Then when they miss something, they'll turn around and say, "I missed that, what did he or she say?"
Me:

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Everybody that knows me knows if you're gonna watch tv or a movie with me, shut the fuck up!
Guilty.
 
That damn commercial where the lil girl goes out in the city all day wot her new tablet, then her neighbor ask

"What are you doing in your computer?"

In which she replies

"What's a computer?"

BITCH THAT MUTHFUCCIN THING YOU TYPIN ON!!

Stop tryin to act like that tablet is some kinda revolutionary shyt that can't be categorized as a computer and make it seem like the computer is outdated!! FOH!

I hope that praying mantis snatches them glasses off the next time you try to take a pic!
 
That damn commercial where the lil girl goes out in the city all day wot her new tablet, then her neighbor ask

"What are you doing in your computer?"

In which she replies

"What's a computer?"

BITCH THAT MUTHFUCCIN THING YOU TYPIN ON!!

Stop tryin to act like that tablet is some kinda revolutionary shyt that can't be categorized as a computer and make it seem like the computer is outdated!! FOH!

I hope that praying mantis snatches them glasses off the next time you try to take a pic!

I was just telling somebody how I hate that shit too!
 
People kicking in open doors...

When random people, shit when family and friends tell me how my son is feeling. Worst is when they pretend to be my son -my boy is 19 months old and cant talk yet - n talk in his voice telling me hes sleepy or some other random shit I already knew...

People with no kids giving parental advice I didnt ask for...

Old folk or people with kids giving unwanted parental advice.

I just hate mofos telling me wtf to do period lol.

My sis n sister n law once gave me parental advice - they dont have kids - so I started giving them advice regarding their jobs, they asked me why so I went : oh Im sorry, I thought we were giving eachother unasked advice about shit we dont know anything about lol.

The look on their faces was worth all the hate that came afterwards lmao
 
Backseat drivers.

Either drive yourself or shut the fuck up.

This..

Mother n sis in laws were talking that shit for the 1000th time....asked if they had their seatbelts on...they barely said yes and I hit the breaks smoking tire style and told em to stfu hahaha. Bitches dont even have their drivings license but telling me how to drive n shit...foh.

Thats the equivalent of me walking up to the pilot during a flight and telling him how the plane is suppose to be flown lmao
 
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