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IP360: The "Things that grinds your gears" Thread

I dunno if I've already mentioned this but... lazy azzz chick in the bedroom who does a half azzz job with minimum effort...yet got the nerve to think she deserves to be given gift...taken out...or wants you to commit.

Ummm...if you put that kinda effort in the bedroom, then that tells me you do the same in a relationship.
 
South Carolinian's

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MzKB said:
Let's not drag North Carolina into this. #Iheart NC
Specifically Columbia SC nah mean!
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Nah...NC worse. I forgot about your distaste for Columbia. Lol.

Another grind my gear moment...

When folks from NYC turn their nose up at the south as if they're better than us. Quick to tell niggas where their from like it suppose to mean something...

NYC brotha: Word life b, I'm from Brooklynbronxbedstuystatislandharlemuptownsewers sun! Word to mutha!

Southern brotha:
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IP360 said:
When someone gripes about texting, complains about you not calling more, then when you call their azzz...THEY GOT NOTHIN TO SAY!!!!


One of my exes was good for this shyt! Muthafucca I didn't call you just so you can be quiet on the phone, and have me listening to whateva you're watching on tv...TALK MUTHAFUCCA!! TALK! OR GET DA FUCC OFF MY PHONE!!
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Nah its even worse when they call you n dont got shit to say.
 
IP360 said:
Bruuuuhhhh...I swear I also cursed at ex you passed last year. THAT hefa was notoriou for that!
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If its your girl doin it shes probably tryna catch u up on something

Not speaking cuz shes busy tryna hear the background on your end

"Whos with u?"

Lolololol

Or

"U sure it sounds like someones there?"

N u know got damn well its only u by yourself
 
ChicagoFigure said:
If its your girl doin it shes probably tryna catch u up on something

Not speaking cuz shes busy tryna hear the background on your end

"Whos with u?"

Lolololol

Or

"U sure it sounds like someones there?"

N u know got damn well its only u by yourself
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Naw my ex did that, but it wasn't b/c she was listening to my background. She just be on the phone watching tv!

NIGGA...that shyt would piss me OFF! I just went off on her

Me: "So you just called me so I can listen to you watch tv?!?!?!

Her: ...wha??

Me: *hangs up*
 
People who talk fast on the phone. Muthafucca who in your damn mind makes you think I can understand a single word you'r saying??

SLOW YO AZZZ DOWN!
 
White people in grocery stores

Phone fucking up

Management bitching every chance they get

Being rushed in and out of bed

Waking up early

Broads who hate sucking balls
 
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KINGEC said:
"...Sorry for your losT..."

Buss open a bag of chips and half that bitch full of air.
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This and when people use an apostrophe when the word is supposed to be plural (ex I just bought my son a new pair of shoe's...it's SHOES)

IP360 said:
Nah...NC worse. I forgot about your distaste for Columbia. Lol.

Another grind my gear moment...

When folks from NYC turn their nose up at the south as if they're better than us. Quick to tell niggas where their from like it suppose to mean something...

I was at work and I swear one my coworkers in almost every sentence let's everybody know she's from Queens. I hate her accent because she sounds like Lois Griffin and loud as fuck!

All of these things have me looking like Will Muschamp

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It really grinds my gears when the 1st person in the Showcase Showdown passes the prize! TAKE WHAT YOU GET AND MAKE A BID, BITCH!
 
Women. Its like damn can i get some burn too? Im not to shabby on the eyes. Pretty smile, dress decent. Damn now im crying....fuck yall
 
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