Things Everybody Has Done.... Except You.

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Never owned a pair of Jordans

I haven't bought Jordans in years... it indigned me to hear about Nike and Jordan parterning with the U.S. incarceral complex industry to exploit inmates in show manufacruring jails.
 
1 - Robbing.
2 - Lying pathologically.
3 - Denying facts that doesn't suits my narrative indefinitively.
4 - Cheating (I never been in couple officially. So that was not cheating, it was playin') .
5 - Protected sex (yet) .
6 - Having a woman giving me a blowjob (that's dirty) .
7 - Travelled abroad.
8 - Travelled on an airplane.
And 9 - See the ocean.
John put a damn CONDOM on bro. You're playing with fire. Did you have a vasectomy or something?
 
John put a damn CONDOM on bro. You're playing with fire. Do you have a vasectomy or somethin?

Nah, that was just that one time I spoke about how I make out while being blankout drunk. Otherwise the fewer times I soberly agreed to make some further acquaitance (and had the hasard screwing things up for me) , I always preemptively ran along with condoms in my pockets.
 
No one night stands ? You ain't no official bootyologist ! :tuh:

Good sir...
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...how DARE you question my credentials!

One night stands doesn't give me the ability to study the booty. Observe it. Run my experiments in my labs. I take my bootyology work seriously and it can not be rushed!

GOOD DAY!
 
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John put a damn CONDOM on bro. You're playing with fire. Did you have a vasectomy or something?
Nah, that was just that one time I spoke about how I make out while being blankout drunk. Otherwise the fewer times I soberly agreed to make some further acquaitance (and had the hasard screwing things up for me) , I always preemptively ran along with condoms in my pockets.

But if you're asking about not getting caught up beibg locked down... there has some possibilities that this is too late.

There used to run some rumours about somebody who fell pregnant and my mother is kind of the stereotypical psychic African mother who can tell you somebody within the family will be becoming a new mom or dad, so...