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mryounggun said:
like I said, we ain’t get along just in General. Back then, we didn’t really need a REASON to try to throw the others day off.

I remember the summer before my junior year, my homie’s dad shot and killed him. Like a couple weeks after his funeral, me and my sister got into it about something. I was about to knock her head off so I went and sat on the porch too cool off. I heard her grab her purse and my moms car keys and walk out the door. When she passed me on the porch she said ‘Nigga that’s why your friend died!’. Then got in the car and drove away.

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to this day, we’ll be chilling having a good time and I’ll randomly be like ‘Yo you remember when you said that one thing to me?’. She is always mortified anytime I bring it up. Lol. Fuck her.
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yoooooo. I legit just laughed out loud
 
Can’t relate...my son tha shit

:ualreadyknow: lol

Nah....but he definitely a “my daddy said” type kid...or at least he WAS...he was named after me and at 1 point when he was 1st recognizing his/our name he’d always be takin’ my mail and puttin’ it in a drawer in his room cuz he knew it had his name on it...so to him it had to be his....he was maybe like 2 or 3 I think....I honestly think he thought we were tha same person just at different points in tha same life lmao....he just turned 15 tho and he’s probably/might be bout to get on his “fuck that old nigga” shit but up to this point I could tell him tha sky purple and he gonna tell you why WE say tha sky purple....my sisters, nieces and nephews used to fuck wit’ him all tha time when he was younger cuz he started every sentence wit “My daddy say....”he’s like tha perfect mix of me and his mother..all tha good without either of our bad traits...tell people all tha time that’s why I only have 1 kid...no guarantees I’d like tha others lmaoooo
 
mryounggun said:
like I said, we ain’t get along just in General. Back then, we didn’t really need a REASON to try to throw the others day off.

I remember the summer before my junior year, my homie’s dad shot and killed him. Like a couple weeks after his funeral, me and my sister got into it about something. I was about to knock her head off so I went and sat on the porch too cool off. I heard her grab her purse and my moms car keys and walk out the door. When she passed me on the porch she said ‘Nigga that’s why your friend died!’. Then got in the car and drove away.

??????????

to this day, we’ll be chilling having a good time and I’ll randomly be like ‘Yo you remember when you said that one thing to me?’. She is always mortified anytime I bring it up. Lol. Fuck her.
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That's some cold hateful shit to say. Damn.
 
mryounggun said:
It was. And my sister is legit the most gentle, loving, spiritual person I know. She eat meat like twice a month and can tell you about all the chakras and shit.

Layers, I guess. Lol.
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So either you the problem or you just the only one that activates her toxicity.
 
King Freeman said:
So either you the problem or you just the only one that activates her toxicity.
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Naw. I'm telling you how she is NOW. We get along great now and have for the last 20 years. All our bullshit was when we was kids. But...we're siblings, so I'm also prolly the only person who activates her toxicity. Lol.
 
mryounggun said:
like I said, we ain’t get along just in General. Back then, we didn’t really need a REASON to try to throw the others day off.

I remember the summer before my junior year, my homie’s dad shot and killed him. Like a couple weeks after his funeral, me and my sister got into it about something. I was about to knock her head off so I went and sat on the porch too cool off. I heard her grab her purse and my moms car keys and walk out the door. When she passed me on the porch she said ‘Nigga that’s why your friend died!’. Then got in the car and drove away.

??????????

to this day, we’ll be chilling having a good time and I’ll randomly be like ‘Yo you remember when you said that one thing to me?’. She is always mortified anytime I bring it up. Lol. Fuck her.
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My cuz is like my sister, we grew up together. When we was in elementary school I had to walk her to school. One day I got sick of her and decided to run off and lose her. In my stupid mind I wanted her to get lost and die. So I run across the street and deadass get hit by a car. Tossed me clear across the street. Leg a bloody, my cuz came and helped me get home, acting as a crutch. We get to my house and my grandma who was my guardian asked what happened. I told her I got hit by a car, she put a bandaid on my leg and told me to take my ass to school
 
Lol..she weird cause she mad refined now, shes a real estate agent with a huge home and Lexus. But we both from the sticks, so we did sticks shit. Butit's like, she only remember the sticks shit I did to her. I recently reminded her that she sold a car that I was paying her money in payments to buy. Then when I told her that's not how you do family. She told me, "do you cause ima do me". One of the two times in my life where I literally saw red and almost punched her out the door.

When I brought it up, she gone talk bout, I cant imagine myself doing that

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Yea I bet u cant
 
This thread is great...

I make my son do push ups now when he fuck up....

He's an asshole.... He will literally fall in the ground if I ask him to do.... Anything... It's annoying as shit...

He once had 300 push ups too do before I allowed him to get back on fortnite
 
This weekend, I made him do 50 pushups and write "I will not allow other people to control my actions" 10 times...

He HATES writing....

So when he heard that part he started stumbling...

" Don't you fall down...... Dammit...... You better not fall......I swear to God, you fall it's 100 more....... Don't fall...... Don't you do it....... You...... "

He fell....I gave him 200

Shit was dumb ass hell
 
Alle'Oop said:
My cuz is like my sister, we grew up together. When we was in elementary school I had to walk her to school. One day I got sick of her and decided to run off and lose her. In my stupid mind I wanted her to get lost and die. So I run across the street and deadass get hit by a car. Tossed me clear across the street. Leg a bloody, my cuz came and helped me get home, acting as a crutch. We get to my house and my grandma who was my guardian asked what happened. I told her I got hit by a car, she put a bandaid on my leg and told me to take my ass to school
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I would like to SEE that, and RAISE you the time my granny was moving in with us, when she finally couldn't take care of herself anymore. We unpacking all her shit and her and my mom go into the kitchen for a lunch break and shit. Me and my sister in the living room chilling. We moving boxes and shit around and she find my granny's gun, wrapped up in a plastic bag. The big Dirty Harry joint. I mean, prolly not, but that's the way that bitch looked when I was in 5th grade.

So we both look at each other. She say, "man, I wonder if its loaded.' So she picked it up. It's like a white plastic bag, so you can't see THROUGH it, but you can definitely make out the shape of the gun. So without taking it out the bag, my sister grabs it, points it at me...and pulls the trigger. Had it not been for the fact that the recoil made her shoot that shot nowhere near me, she deadass would've put a hole in me. My mom and granny ran in there and snatched that shit from her.

My mom went to town on my sister that night with the belt. I loved every second of it.
 
Duwop said:
This weekend, I made him do 50 pushups and write "I will not allow other people to control my actions" 10 times...

He HATES writing....

So when he heard that part he started stumbling...

" Don't you fall down...... Dammit...... You better not fall......I swear to God, you fall it's 100 more....... Don't fall...... Don't you do it....... You...... "

He fell....I gave him 200

Shit was dumb ass hell
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Couple years ago, my girl was all mad cuz her son was at his dad's house and was over there talking slick. He called her crying, in pain, because his dad had made him do that shit where you put your back flat against the wall, bend your knees and hold your arms out. Basketball players know what I'm talking about. She thought it was overkill.

I just tried to lay there and listen to her, PRAYING she ain't ask me my opinion on it. She eventually did. I had to just be like, I mean...

 
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mryounggun said:
Couple years ago, my girl was all mad cuz her son was at his dad's house and was over there talking slick. He called her crying, in pain, because his dad had made him do that shit where you put your back flat against the wall, bend your knees and hold your arms out. Basketball players know what I'm talking about. She thought it was overkill.

I just tried to lay there and listen to here, PRAYING she ain't ask me my opinion on it. She eventually did. I had to just be like, I mean...

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I'd been like...

How long he have to sit for? ?
 
Oh you tryna battle me wit "my sister tired to kill me stories"..

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Rammed my dome into a brick wall, busted my shit wide open, surgery and stitches, still got the scar

Pushed me off a two story balcony...head split to the white meat..hair dont even grow there no mo..


:popcorn2: we cool as fuck now tho..by far my most favorite sister
 
Alle'Oop said:
Oh you tryna battle me wit "my sister tired to kill me stories"..

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Rammed my dome into a brick wall, busted my shit wide open, surgery and stitches, still got the scar

Pushed me off a two story balcony...head split to the white meat..hair dont even grow there no mo..


:popcorn2: we cool as fuck now tho..by far my most favorite sister
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Aaahahahaha.

My sister when she sees your sister...

 
I had a aunt/sister

She was like 3 years older than me... Foster kid my grandparents adopted for the check before they died... She moved in with us when they died...

Yo we was wild.... One day I slammed the window on her fingers... Broke 3 of them shits ???‍♂️
 
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