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mryounggun said:
You missed ya window, fam. I'm not feeling vulnerable anymore.

But fuck it.

I can't even remember what it was about. But I was prolly 10-12, I dunno. Maybe a little younger. My sister used to fuck with a nigga just to do it. She did something to annoy me and I grabbed the kitchen knife. SMH. She said she saw on my face that I was serious. She took off running into my mom's bedroom and locked the door. Nigga I stabbed the shit out the door. Deadass put like 30 holes in that bitch.

I finally calmed down after like an hour and my sister came out the room. It was like a couple hours before my mom came home from work. For some reason, I thought taking a picture of the wall in the living room and hanging that bitch on her bedroom door to cover the holes would work.

It did not. Lol.

My mom beat the shit outta me.

Wasn't the last dramatic incident with me and my sister.

She almost shot a nigga once by accident with my granny's revolver. I hit her in the stomach with a baseball bat once by accident. She threw a high heal shoe at my face. We be joking about all that shit to this day. One time she made fun of my homie dying. Lol. I ain't never letting her forget that shit.
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mryounggun said:
You missed ya window, fam. I'm not feeling vulnerable anymore.

But fuck it.

I can't even remember what it was about. But I was prolly 10-12, I dunno. Maybe a little younger. My sister used to fuck with a nigga just to do it. She did something to annoy me and I grabbed the kitchen knife. SMH. She said she saw on my face that I was serious. She took off running into my mom's bedroom and locked the door. Nigga I stabbed the shit out the door. Deadass put like 30 holes in that bitch.

I finally calmed down after like an hour and my sister came out the room. It was like a couple hours before my mom came home from work. For some reason, I thought taking a picture of the wall in the living room and hanging that bitch on her bedroom door to cover the holes would work.

It did not. Lol.

My mom beat the shit outta me.

Wasn't the last dramatic incident with me and my sister.

She almost shot a nigga once by accident with my granny's revolver. I hit her in the stomach with a baseball bat once by accident. She threw a high heal shoe at my face. We be joking about all that shit to this day. One time she made fun of my homie dying. Lol. I ain't never letting her forget that shit.
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With siblings like these.....
 
I cried after my first fight (and only fight) that I won...my mom was probly like wtf

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The Idiopathic Clown said:
My 6 year old son don't give a fuck and randomly does Fortnite dances anywhere he goes.

Grocery store
Walmart
Funeral home
Friends house
Target
Granny's

Anywhere. Annoying little shit
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You gotta embrace shit like that. My kid is a weirdo. He's just strange, in general. We big up that shit in my household. Be eccentric, my nigga. The only time you can really lean into your weirdness and individuality and eccentricity is when you're a kid. Let that little nigga dance his heart out.
 
I'll say this, as corny as you think your kids may be, watch them with they friends

Everyone born after 88 is weird to me with a very few exceptions. Just like anyone born before 80 is weird to me

However, I'm sure amongst they peers they the shit
 
The Idiopathic Clown said:
My 6 year old son don't give a fuck and randomly does Fortnite dances anywhere he goes.

Grocery store
Walmart
Funeral home
Friends house
Target
Granny's

Anywhere. Annoying little shit
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i aint got kids but i got god kids.. man i wanted to mush these lil MFS back when that Flossy dance took off.

i'd be having a conversation n they'd just run up to me n be like "Uncle Tony look!" then start doing that right in front of me

im like "Uh huh, yea i see" whole time cussing they lil asses out in my head
 
mryounggun said:
You missed ya window, fam. I'm not feeling vulnerable anymore.

But fuck it.

I can't even remember what it was about. But I was prolly 10-12, I dunno. Maybe a little younger. My sister used to fuck with a nigga just to do it. She did something to annoy me and I grabbed the kitchen knife. SMH. She said she saw on my face that I was serious. She took off running into my mom's bedroom and locked the door. Nigga I stabbed the shit out the door. Deadass put like 30 holes in that bitch.

I finally calmed down after like an hour and my sister came out the room. It was like a couple hours before my mom came home from work. For some reason, I thought taking a picture of the wall in the living room and hanging that bitch on her bedroom door to cover the holes would work.

It did not. Lol.

My mom beat the shit outta me.

Wasn't the last dramatic incident with me and my sister.

She almost shot a nigga once by accident with my granny's revolver. I hit her in the stomach with a baseball bat once by accident. She threw a high heal shoe at my face. We be joking about all that shit to this day. One time she made fun of my homie dying. Lol. I ain't never letting her forget that shit.
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I thought me, and my older siblings were bad but yall toxic toxic...

Like I thought about doing the knife, and baseball bat impromptu joints but damn hammie.

I feel better now. Fr.

Thanks bruh.
 
King Freeman said:
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I thought me, and my older siblings were bad but yall toxic toxic...

Like I thought about doing the knife, and baseball bat impromptu joints but damn hammie.

I feel better now. Fr.

Thanks bruh.
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lol. So me and my sister are basically the same age. 17 months apart. And we ain’t get along at all until she was pretty out there house and off to college. For the most part, it was little annoying shit.

One morning I was making scrambled eggs, getting ready for school. I said something slick to her. Nigga she walked over to the sink, grabbed the dishwashing liquid, walked to the stove while I’m cheffing them shits up...and pours fucking dawn into my eggs. Smh. And stares at me right in the face as she did it. Then put the bottle back and walked away.

But I been a real nigga since way back in the day...so I just finished cooking them shits, and ate them bitches anyway, just to show her she can’t knock me off my square. ???

Nigga mouth was soapy all day.
 
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mryounggun said:
lol. So me and my sister are basically the same age. 17 months apart. And we ain’t get along at all until she was pretty out there house and off to college. For the most part, it was little annoying shit.

One morning I was making scrambled eggs, getting ready for school. I said something slick to her. Nigga she walked over to the sink, grabbed the dishwashing liquid, walked to the stove while I’m cheffing them shits up...and pours fucking dawn into my eggs. Smf. And stares at me right in the face as she did it. Then put the bottle back and walked away.

But I been a real nigga since way back in the day...so I just finished cooking them shits, and ate them bitches anyway, just to show her she can’t knock me off my square. ???

Nigga mouth was soapy all day.
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Lmaooooo. Ignorance.
 
My moms walked in on me cryin over a couple broads, that dumped me. When i was a kid.

My pops found my porno mag stash under my matress once, when i was a kid.

I remember thinking to myself both times my parents must think imma lame...lol

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mryounggun said:
lol. So me and my sister are basically the same age. 17 months apart. And we ain’t get along at all until she was pretty out there house and off to college. For the most part, it was little annoying shit.

One morning I was making scrambled eggs, getting ready for school. I said something slick to her. Nigga she walked over to the sink, grabbed the dishwashing liquid, walked to the stove while I’m cheffing them shits up...and pours fucking dawn into my eggs. Smf. And stares at me right in the face as she did it. Then put the bottle back and walked away.

But I been a real nigga since way back in the day...so I just finished cooking them shits, and ate them bitches anyway, just to show her she can’t knock me off my square. ???

Nigga mouth was soapy all day.
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Damn. You woke up with toxicity.
Why you said some slick shit
 
mryounggun said:
lol. So me and my sister are basically the same age. 17 months apart. And we ain’t get along at all until she was pretty out there house and off to college. For the most part, it was little annoying shit.

One morning I was making scrambled eggs, getting ready for school. I said something slick to her. Nigga she walked over to the sink, grabbed the dishwashing liquid, walked to the stove while I’m cheffing them shits up...and pours fucking dawn into my eggs. Smh. And stares at me right in the face as she did it. Then put the bottle back and walked away.

But I been a real nigga since way back in the day...so I just finished cooking them shits, and ate them bitches anyway, just to show her she can’t knock me off my square. ???

Nigga mouth was soapy all day.
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Making another thing of eggs would have showed her that too and you wouldn't have had to digest dish soap
 
Dwayne said:
Damn. You woke up with toxicity.
Why you said some slick shit
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like I said, we ain’t get along just in General. Back then, we didn’t really need a REASON to try to throw the others day off.

I remember the summer before my junior year, my homie’s dad shot and killed him. Like a couple weeks after his funeral, me and my sister got into it about something. I was about to knock her head off so I went and sat on the porch too cool off. I heard her grab her purse and my moms car keys and walk out the door. When she passed me on the porch she said ‘Nigga that’s why your friend died!’. Then got in the car and drove away.

??????????

to this day, we’ll be chilling having a good time and I’ll randomly be like ‘Yo you remember when you said that one thing to me?’. She is always mortified anytime I bring it up. Lol. Fuck her.
 
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