Fellas, Just Ask the ladies...

^^^ Perfect example of dry macking


and nvm on the IG link, didn't know she was white.
 
if he wasn't joking, then he is the creepy type. I don't tell the new girl that I like ebony amateur n that the new guy resembles Roc from Roc n Shay.

drop ur cape.
No cape, I don't know these ppl.

You think I should recommend he be fired?
 
For the freaky ones...

Ok say you down to do a 3sum (two chicks and a guy) wit your s/o. The only stipulation is...

The chick can go down on you, but you
won't go down on her. Why is that?

I ask b/c the common answer I've heard when this topic comes up is "I'm not gay so I don't eat pussy...but she can eat mines tho."

My reaction each time a different woman has said this...
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Can any of the lovely ABW ladies explain this logic?

Is this a way for a woman to convince herself that they enjoy gettin their pussy eaten, but block out the fact that another woman is doing it?

Or is it just being outright selfish?
 
Update:

So.....Mike got suspended until Wednesday pending further investigation. (I don't think they gonna fire him)

'Becky' been acting like nothing happened, laughing and smiling at Mike. Got on the call and said she overreacted and that they were good friends and what he does in his own time yayaya

I got removed from the call and reprimanded for being unprofessional (I said dick 2x, went in the manager office and listened in)

Manager might have paid Becky off. Doesn't want a site visit, couldn't stress enough how sorry Mike was and how Becky is nothing but the best

Mike doesn't give a shit. I think he might be a drug addict or just seriously aloof. He was talking to Becky about the weekend while HR was talking like the phone was on mute (it wasn't). Rep had to clear his voice 2x. I chuckled.

All in all, Mike was cool about going home. Beck hugged him and said see you Thursday, manager wants to know when I go back home.
 
Lol it so crazy. Nobody spoke to me since the call. No what's for lunch or anything

And I ain't the real talkative type with strangers anyway but shit. As I said Mike been cool since I got here and I guess he was the only reason why anyone asked how my morning and trip was. He gone and I'm just the nigga in they office.

I'll see how tomorrow goes. Oh an the nigga that told Beck called out today due to an 'emergency'. I overheard someone else mention Mike low key threatened him on Friday but I ain't hear it and Mike don't see the type but *shrugs*
 
Lol it so crazy. Nobody spoke to me since the call. No what's for lunch or anything

And I ain't the real talkative type with strangers anyway but shit. As I said Mike been cool since I got here and I guess he was the only reason why anyone asked how my morning and trip was. He gone and I'm just the nigga in they office.

I'll see how tomorrow goes. Oh an the nigga that told Beck called out today due to an 'emergency'. I overheard someone else mention Mike low key threatened him on Friday but I ain't hear it and Mike don't see the type but *shrugs*
Stay away from white people Mike and Becky about set you up. Lies of white women have had black men lynched keep your distance
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mike gonna shoot that bitch up the second chi leave town
 
Manager can't wait until you leave, you're the troublemaker
Well I'm here to next Wednesday so he shit outta luck

At home yeah I like to get everyone loose and joking and shit but not when I travel. I literally did nothing but compliment her effectiveness and wish we had her position at home and he told his meat tales.

I'm not sure what the fuck they mad about
 
what city you in bruh? didn you say you was in VA this trip?
 
I seriously believe Chi was secretly hired by the head honcho for this exact purpose.

Probably told him to go there and "stir things up".
 
Ladies, what are somethings a man should NOT do when trying to get at you?
 
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