Paper or Plastic?

[Sony Montana]

You must not work in an office

I'll be damned if I'm in a building 8 hrs a day and 5 days a week and never have to shit.
I'm regular as fuck, I will not be at my desk at 9am, that's a guarantee

I’m in an office but there’s only one bathroom

not trying to have niggas know I just boo boo’d and stunk it up also

I usually shit before work and if I have to shit I’ll wait until I get to a toilet I know is safe

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Lol my niggas live down the street from my office if I can’t hold it I just go to their crib

 

[Mooney]

No front tho I was at the airport and the stomach was on eject before I was ready and I rushed and LINED THE SHIT OUT of the seat

 

[OhMars]

1, It's really more about OTHER people's asses. Nigga sit down with a open sore or a scratch on his ass, then you come sit down 5 minutes later all in his microscopic assblood. Naw, I'm good.

2. I can almost guarantee you've sat down on a toilet seat and had a microscopic cut or tear or scratch or whatever on ya ass and just didn't know it.

No sir. No booty tears for me....
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Also, you must be a germophob. My skin will protect me

 

[Chi-Town B]

I'm not putting my cheeks on public toilets

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

But on the rare occasions I have to use it at work lol I stack up toilet paper all over the seats before sitting down

 

[Mooney]

I’m in an office but there’s only one bathroom

not trying to have niggas know I just boo boo’d and stunk it up also

I usually shit before work and if I have to shit I’ll wait until I get to a toilet I know is safe

matches B...the sulfur makes the smell disappear

 

[Revolver Ocelot]

Do y'all put the little paper sheet over the toilet when you take a shit in public?

I raw dog these seats at work. What's the worse that can happen

Sidenote: I know I'm not the only one that shits at work

 

[mryounggun]

No sir. No booty tears for me....
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Also, you must be a germophob. My skin will protect me

Naw. I don't think not wanting my ass to touch where other asses has touched makes me a germaphobe.

 

[OGDirtyD]

Yeah we laying down the paper over here, especially since alot of time mfs be shitting smearing on the seats and the cleaning people come in and probably do the minimum disinfecting.....yeah that's a no go.

Lay paper down sometimes twice

Handle business then kick the toilet flush handle.

Grab soap then wash hands, proceed to get more soap for the handle and wash that mf too then wash hands for 30 seconds or longer and skip the dryers and paper towels unless its one of those automatic ones.

 

[Sony Montana]

matches B...the sulfur makes the smell disappear

I’m cool

again there’s one bathroom and atleast 16 ppl are here until 5pm

im not trying to walk out of there with somebody waiting and they know I shitted

again I’ll wait until I go home

 

[OhMars]

Y'all paper niggas pussy

 

[Revolver Ocelot]

It's not about the skin. But just to play along...plenty of shit. Bacterial infections, for one. But...I don't concern myself with such things really...cuz I don't sit on them shits.

Know you can have those same concerns in your own house.

I highly doubt that most folks are doing a deep clean after every time someone use's the bathroom.

 

[mryounggun]

Here lies @OhMars

He died from a staph infection he caught from sitting his bare ass on a public toilet seat.

He is survived by his family, OhJupiter, OhVenus, and OhPluto.

All donations should be sent to @mryounggun.

 

[mryounggun]

Know you can have those same concerns in your own house.

I highly doubt that most folks are doing a deep clean after every time someone use's the bathroom.

True story. But in my house...It's me and my son. I control the variables. I now if I have a bacterial infection. I know if HE has one. I know if I have company and one of them uses the bathroom, etc. That's the difference.

 

[OGDirtyD]

I’m cool

again there’s one bathroom and atleast 16 ppl are here until 5pm

im not trying to walk out of there with somebody waiting and they know I shitted

again I’ll wait until I go home

I work for Lowes I go in there these mfs be having full blown convos while shitting side by side.

 

[King Freeman]

That little paper does nothing more than make you feel better. The handle to lock the door and air dryers are dirtier than the toilet seat.

What are you assuming I touch after I wash my hands? That paper doesnt stop germs tho.

Hope all yall germaphobes skip the flush with how many particles of germs fly out during a flush!

Yeah so I don't lock the door. You try and open it itll get kicked shut. And hand dryers I dont even bother using because they increase the bacteria on your hands like crazy. I just washed off the germs I dont want them back!

Out of pocket.

 

[OhMars]

True story. But in my house...It's me and my son. I control the variables. I now if I have a bacterial infection. I know if HE has one. I know if I have company and one of them uses the bathroom, etc. That's the difference.

So you never ever have company? Do you toilet paper the seat at your folks house?

 

[konceptjones]

@OhMars tryin' to catch bubonic ass plague.

This is how I do it.

 

[OhMars]

@OhMars tryin' to catch bubonic ass plague.

This is how I do it.

Scary ass nigga