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Yall know how like Andy Kaufman's entire act was not to make you laugh or entertain you, but to actually make the audience a part of the joke?

The 'Fast' series has become the Andy Kaufman of movies. These muhfuckas aint even TRYIN to make a plausible movie at this point cuz they know you comin to see this bullshit they makin ANYWAY.

I promise you that if you rewatch this trailer in that context, it's the most entertaining shit you've ever seen in your life.

When Han walked in at the end eatin sunflower seeds, I bout DIED from laughter.

First day HBOGO watch.
 
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For me the plot didn't go left until 8. Up until then I could actually see that being the progression of the series and events of the characters involved.

F&F 1: A group of street racers who hijack trucks and deal in stolen electronics get infiltrated by cop. Cop builds bond with street racers(specifically lead street racer's sister) and lets lead street racer go at the end thus ending his police career.

2F2F: Former cop goes cross country entering a life of crime to avoid prosecution for letting lead street racer go in previous film. FBI, needing his police/ street racing expertise, force him and an old friend, with a sketchy past himself, to help them with an investigation of a drug boss in order to gain their freedom/exoneration.

Tokyo Drift: Han goes to Tokyo and builds his empire like he promised the now-deceased Gisele in Fast 6

F&F4: On the run from the cops and wanted from the events in F&F1, Lead street racer separates from crew when news of girlfriend dying hits. Lead street racer suspects foul play and investigates which leads him to drug cartel. This coincides with Cop, who is now FBI, from F&F1's investigation of drug cartel thus reuniting them against a common enemy. Lead street racer helps get drug boss jailed, but gets sentenced for past crimes. Cop unhappy with the judgment breaks the law again to help lead street racer escape.

Fast 5: On the run from international authorities/The Rock due to the end of previous film, lead street racer and cop are setup/betrayed by crime boss doing a job they take for money to keep running. They then gather crew from each of their experiences for a revenge plot on crime lord to start new lives.

Fast 6: International authorities/the rock are made aware of terrorist like crew led by a very dangerous individual. Knowing their inability to capture him themselves, IA/The rock ask Lead street racer & Former cop's crew to help do what needs to be done ala a Suicide Squad with the incentive that Lead street racer's former gf is actually alive and was not killed in F&F4.

Furious 7: Brother of the guy you sent to jail in the previous film wants revenge. Cool. Secret government agency will help you get this dangerous/terroristic person, but you have to help them get someone else in the meantime. Cool.

Furious 8: Who is Cipher and why does she need Dom to do this and act like he's betraying his family to do it? Dom had a kid with Elena? Why are the Shaw brothers friends with the group now? Why is Deckard Shaw at the cookout when he killed Han? What?
 
Shenco said:
For me the plot didn't go left until 8. Up until then I could actually see that being the progression of the series and events of the characters involved.

F&F 1: A group of street racers who hijack trucks and deal in stolen electronics get infiltrated by cop. Cop builds bond with street racers(specifically lead street racer's sister) and lets lead street racer go at the end thus ending his police career.

2F2F: Former cop goes cross country entering a life of crime to avoid prosecution for letting lead street racer go in previous film. FBI, needing his police/ street racing expertise, force him and an old friend, with a sketchy past himself, to help them with an investigation of a drug boss in order to gain their freedom/exoneration.

Tokyo Drift: Han goes to Tokyo and builds his empire like he promised the now-deceased Gisele in Fast 6

F&F4: On the run from the cops and wanted from the events in F&F1, Lead street racer separates from crew when news of girlfriend dying hits. Lead street racer suspects foul play and investigates which leads him to drug cartel. This coincides with Cop, who is now FBI, from F&F1's investigation of drug cartel thus reuniting them against a common enemy. Lead street racer helps get drug boss jailed, but gets sentenced for past crimes. Cop unhappy with the judgment breaks the law again to help lead street racer escape.

Fast 5: On the run from international authorities/The Rock due to the end of previous film, lead street racer and cop are setup/betrayed by crime boss doing a job they take for money to keep running. They then gather crew from each of their experiences for a revenge plot on crime lord to start new lives.

Fast 6: International authorities/the rock are made aware of terrorist like crew led by a very dangerous individual. Knowing their inability to capture him themselves, IA/The rock ask Lead street racer & Former cop's crew to help do what needs to be done ala a Suicide Squad with the incentive that Lead street racer's former gf is actually alive and was not killed in F&F4.

Furious 7: Brother of the guy you sent to jail in the previous film wants revenge. Cool. Secret government agency will help you get this dangerous/terroristic person, but you have to help them get someone else in the meantime. Cool.

Furious 8: Who is Cipher and why does she need Dom to do this and act like he's betraying his family to do it? Dom had a kid with Elena? Why are the Shaw brothers friends with the group now? Why is Deckard Shaw at the cookout when he killed Han? What?
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Niggas threw everything they worked towards in the trash to run our pockets and give us hobbs and shaw which no one asked for. Even tho tyrese made his look absolutely crazy trying to tell yall it was some bullshit.

Craziest retcon I can remember off top.
 
Shenco said:
For me the plot didn't go left until 8. Up until then I could actually see that being the progression of the series and events of the characters involved.

F&F 1: A group of street racers who hijack trucks and deal in stolen electronics get infiltrated by cop. Cop builds bond with street racers(specifically lead street racer's sister) and lets lead street racer go at the end thus ending his police career.

2F2F: Former cop goes cross country entering a life of crime to avoid prosecution for letting lead street racer go in previous film. FBI, needing his police/ street racing expertise, force him and an old friend, with a sketchy past himself, to help them with an investigation of a drug boss in order to gain their freedom/exoneration.

Tokyo Drift: Han goes to Tokyo and builds his empire like he promised the now-deceased Gisele in Fast 6

F&F4: On the run from the cops and wanted from the events in F&F1, Lead street racer separates from crew when news of girlfriend dying hits. Lead street racer suspects foul play and investigates which leads him to drug cartel. This coincides with Cop, who is now FBI, from F&F1's investigation of drug cartel thus reuniting them against a common enemy. Lead street racer helps get drug boss jailed, but gets sentenced for past crimes. Cop unhappy with the judgment breaks the law again to help lead street racer escape.

Fast 5: On the run from international authorities/The Rock due to the end of previous film, lead street racer and cop are setup/betrayed by crime boss doing a job they take for money to keep running. They then gather crew from each of their experiences for a revenge plot on crime lord to start new lives.

Fast 6: International authorities/the rock are made aware of terrorist like crew led by a very dangerous individual. Knowing their inability to capture him themselves, IA/The rock ask Lead street racer & Former cop's crew to help do what needs to be done ala a Suicide Squad with the incentive that Lead street racer's former gf is actually alive and was not killed in F&F4.

Furious 7: Brother of the guy you sent to jail in the previous film wants revenge. Cool. Secret government agency will help you get this dangerous/terroristic person, but you have to help them get someone else in the meantime. Cool.

Furious 8: Who is Cipher and why does she need Dom to do this and act like he's betraying his family to do it? Dom had a kid with Elena? Why are the Shaw brothers friends with the group now? Why is Deckard Shaw at the cookout when he killed Han? What?
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Shaw was at the cookout ? LoL, Shaw: "aye member that time I killed yo homeboy ? Who made the

potato salad ?"
 
Han back whipping the MARK V Supra ,say no mo fam ,take my money
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konceptjones said:
They'll say the coffin was empty 'cause they couldn't find the body and everyone was in on it 'cause they figured whoever did it would show up to the funeral.
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Show up to the funeral to make sure he's dead.....But walked away from the car and explosion ....When


He


Could



Have


Made



Sure


He



Was



Dead


Then.



?????


I'm there first day.
 
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