Just watched Brightburn last night. I only watched it solely in hopes that it would clear from the STARZ app front page since I was tired of looking at the cover art everytime I logged in.
I already had low expectations. But basically I wasn't fuckin wit it at all. I just found it gory (strike one) and boring (strike two).
Some niggas might be into that gory shit, but I can't fuckin deal. I've noticed I've developed even less of a tolerance for it as I've gotten older too. Some shots just lingered on the shit, like Tarantino does feet. It felt fetishy.
Add that to the fact that there really weren't any performances or characters to root for and it just became a final hour of a struggle-acting little boy performimg mortal kombat style finishing moves on muhfuckas. Which actually sounds cool, but still ends up being not.
