Create A Useless Superpower. Go!

[Remy_LeGermz]

Can tell when a womans on her cycle

 

[Playmaker88]

Hearing thoughts wouldn't help shit lurking. And do you think animals have some profound thoughts, unless you could communicate back, that shit is useless.

Profound no, its about self preservation

 

[Remy_LeGermz]

Lol...ur words are make women horny, but u have a 3 inch penis

 

[Whis Khalifa]

Hearing thoughts wouldn't help shit lurking. And do you think animals have some profound thoughts, unless you could communicate back, that shit is useless.

Unless you fuck with squirrels... Don't ever listen to squirrels

 

[Playmaker88]

The Midas touch, but everything I touch turns into jello

This is some Patrick shit lol

 

[loud-ninja]

The Midas touch, but everything I touch turns into jello

This might not be totally useless at all. If you are turning people to jello, ain't no one messing with you. Also, you don't have to worry about getting rid of the body.

 

[Loch121]

The power of spellcheck

 

[Loch121]

The ability to change the weather

:lol9:

That's not useless

 

[Remy_LeGermz]

You know the vibes

 

[Mr.LV]

Being able to tie my shoelaces with my elbows

 

[Shaquille Sunflower]

That's not useless

Yeah it is

 

[Tessai]

The ability to tell the age of trees by licking them

 

[Loch121]

Yeah it is

Not if you sit a hurricane down on your enemies house or a tornado,tsunami,thunderstorm,an arctic blast of winter,or heat to hot to breathe in

That's literally Storm's super power

 

[Tessai]

The ability to prove you knew future events would happen, but only after the fact. Call me Captain Deja Vu.

 

[Shaquille Sunflower]

Not if you sit a hurricane down on your enemies house or a tornado,tsunami,thunderstorm,an arctic blast of winter,or heat to hot to breathe in

That's literally Storm's super power

SHES WACK AS FUCK!

 

[Loch121]

The ability to change any TV channel with my mind

 

[808HiLife808]

Getting bit by a radioactive spider so now you can shoot webs...but it only comes outta your ass...nhnhnhnhnhnhnhnh

 

[808HiLife808]

Can stretch like mr fantastic, but only once because the shit doesnt come back..

 

[TheNightKing]

Getting bit by a radioactive spider so now you can shoot webs...but it only comes outta your ass...nhnhnhnhnhnhnhnh

Guess I'd be rocking those Prince assless pants cause I'm not going to not be Spiderman. Nh.

 

[Loch121]

Guess I'd be rocking those Prince assless pants cause I'm not going to not be Spiderman. Nh.

IDK if you guys really thought this through