Washed Awards: hilarious odd injury moments
- Thread starter Big Lurko
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lol my gotdamn pinky toe hit the corner of the muhfuckin couch and i'll be limping for the rest of the week at minimum! 
On the side you feel pain, do you carry a wallet in that pocket? That could be related to it as well.
I got a sciatic nerve pinch because of how thick my wallet got and because I sat on it for 8-9hrs a day. First hit around 09. Called myself running across the street to the Circle K by my office and damned near got hit 'cause my whole leg decided to shut down while sprinting across the street with a car coming. I was told I had to take my wallet out of my pocket every time I sat down otherwise it'll never get better.
lol my gotdamn pinky toe hit the corner of the muhfuckin couch and i'll be limping for the rest of the week at minimum!
Geezus...I feel ya pain brotha. That shyt will have you teary eyed.
Soooo...week & half ago I was gettin the tool box outta the stairway closet.
My azzz missed this step...
busted...my...azzz!
I was laid out ALL on the floor. My s/o was in the kitchen when she heard me fall. Talmbout "You alright? You alright?"...NO HEFA I'M NOT! I didn't tell her that tho.
Instead I told her to give me a minute. I just sat there on the floor in pain. Waited to gather myself b4 I got up.
Fuccin twisted my ankle (still a lil sore). Banged up my knee (still tender). Scraped up my knee. It was turrible.
What makes it even more worse...a week & a half b4 that...my dumb azzz fell in the sub pump well in the basement. Wasn't even paying attention. Scraped up the same knee! Smh.
My azzz missed this step...
busted...my...azzz!
I was laid out ALL on the floor. My s/o was in the kitchen when she heard me fall. Talmbout "You alright? You alright?"...NO HEFA I'M NOT! I didn't tell her that tho.
Instead I told her to give me a minute. I just sat there on the floor in pain. Waited to gather myself b4 I got up.
Fuccin twisted my ankle (still a lil sore). Banged up my knee (still tender). Scraped up my knee. It was turrible.
What makes it even more worse...a week & a half b4 that...my dumb azzz fell in the sub pump well in the basement. Wasn't even paying attention. Scraped up the same knee! Smh.
My left index finger nerve is messed up atm..rode a mechanical bull on Saturday and the guy at the controls turned it up to some pro speed..I was holding on for dear life..after I was flung off my finger was instantly numb..was for 2 days, slowly went away. It’s still numb at the tip of my finger and I can feel the nerve feels bruised.
