Washed Awards: hilarious odd injury moments

konceptjones

The one between three and three.
Oct 10, 2017
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Was lifting something not that heavy while twisting my body improperly and ya boy got that sciatica

Feel like a charlie horse in ya ass (big nh) literally everytime I get up

And this is on a less painful day

Feels more relieving to work than to rest
On the side you feel pain, do you carry a wallet in that pocket? That could be related to it as well.

I got a sciatic nerve pinch because of how thick my wallet got and because I sat on it for 8-9hrs a day. First hit around 09. Called myself running across the street to the Circle K by my office and damned near got hit 'cause my whole leg decided to shut down while sprinting across the street with a car coming. I was told I had to take my wallet out of my pocket every time I sat down otherwise it'll never get better.
 

IP360

Doctorate & Ph.D in Bootyology
Jan 22, 2017
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lol my gotdamn pinky toe hit the corner of the muhfuckin couch and i'll be limping for the rest of the week at minimum! 😭

Geezus...I feel ya pain brotha. That shyt will have you teary eyed.
 

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Soooo...week & half ago I was gettin the tool box outta the stairway closet.

My azzz missed this step...
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busted...my...azzz!

I was laid out ALL on the floor. My s/o was in the kitchen when she heard me fall. Talmbout "You alright? You alright?"...NO HEFA I'M NOT! I didn't tell her that tho.

Instead I told her to give me a minute. I just sat there on the floor in pain. Waited to gather myself b4 I got up.
Fuccin twisted my ankle (still a lil sore). Banged up my knee (still tender). Scraped up my knee. It was turrible.

What makes it even more worse...a week & a half b4 that...my dumb azzz fell in the sub pump well in the basement. Wasn't even paying attention. Scraped up the same knee! Smh.
 

VIBE

My shoes are faster than yours
Dec 20, 2017
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About a month ago I was taking a shower nh, lifted the shampoo bottle above my head and somehow ended up messing my neck up.

Had to turn side to side to look at stuff for a few days and keep the icy hot on deck
this guy took this thread literally
 

VIBE

My shoes are faster than yours
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My left index finger nerve is messed up atm..rode a mechanical bull on Saturday and the guy at the controls turned it up to some pro speed..I was holding on for dear life..after I was flung off my finger was instantly numb..was for 2 days, slowly went away. It’s still numb at the tip of my finger and I can feel the nerve feels bruised.
 
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Soooo...week & half ago I was gettin the tool box outta the stairway closet.

My azzz missed this step...
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busted...my...azzz!

I was laid out ALL on the floor. My s/o was in the kitchen when she heard me fall. Talmbout "You alright? You alright?"...NO HEFA I'M NOT! I didn't tell her that tho.

Instead I told her to give me a minute. I just sat there on the floor in pain. Waited to gather myself b4 I got up.
Fuccin twisted my ankle (still a lil sore). Banged up my knee (still tender). Scraped up my knee. It was turrible.

What makes it even more worse...a week & a half b4 that...my dumb azzz fell in the sub pump well in the basement. Wasn't even paying attention. Scraped up the same knee! Smh.
U ain't washed just clumsy