Washed Awards: hilarious odd injury moments

[Big Lurko]

Inspired by homie who blew his knee out going to the movies lmao.

When has there been a time you caught an injury doing an everyday activity that let you know you was on the washed spectrum?

 

[Herbal Kint]

About a month ago I was taking a shower nh, lifted the shampoo bottle above my head and somehow ended up messing my neck up.

Had to turn side to side to look at stuff for a few days and keep the icy hot on deck

 

[DOS_patos]

About time you came up with a thread that can ride for years.

 

[AP2.5]

thread has potential

 

[Eartha Clit]

thread has potential

He need it.

 

[OhMars]

Pinched a nerve in my back when I was taking my niece sitting in her car seat out. That was when I was about 24, still feel that shit.

 

[Sony Montana]

I sprained my ankle stepping off a 8 inch curb

 

[Hater Hearst Helmsley]

Washed Motivation 101

This the greatest achievement of my life.

 

[Big Lurko]

I sprained my ankle stepping off a 8 inch curb

Lmaoo i feel like i heard this story

 

[DOS_patos]

painting one of the columns outside my house.....fell of the ladder and smashed my mouth on another column.
broke my tooth and busted my shit up.

chicks dont flirt with a dude with a broken tooth.

 

[AP2.5]

pretty sure thats not the only reason chicks not fucking with you

 

[1/2]

i moved a desk with a coworker 20 years older than me and was fucking with him like "dont hurt your back!"

next morning went to stand up and sat right the fuck back down.....had the stiff cowboy walk for a couple days


T/S i think we should do all washed moments and not just injuries....we old ouchea that shit'll be funny

 

[Chicity]

This shit sad af

 

[DOS_patos]

pretty sure thats not the only reason chicks not fucking with you

whatever hoe

 

[Big Lurko]

i moved a desk with a coworker 20 years older than me and was fucking with him like "dont hurt your back!"

next morning went to stand up and sat right the fuck back down.....had the stiff cowboy walk for a couple days


T/S i think we should do all washed moments and not just injuries....we old ouchea that shit'll be funny

Lmao true

 

[1/2]

https://ablackweb.com/forum/threads/do-yall-fall-asleep-at-the-movies.10207/

 

[MallyG]

i moved a desk with a coworker 20 years older than me and was fucking with him like "dont hurt your back!"

next morning went to stand up and sat right the fuck back down.....had the stiff cowboy walk for a couple days


T/S i think we should do all washed moments and not just injuries....we old ouchea that shit'll be funny

U phucked round and pulled a muscle in ya lower back.

I did that shit before by simply jumping. Me and some of my homeboy's had a lil' competition on who could jump the highest while we were hoopin'. Keep in mind I'm in my mind 20's. We on the court slappin' the backboard and all that and after we were done tryna show out, I felt something in my lower lumbar, but it wasn't major like, just slight discomfort.

Fast forward two days it felt like Lex Luger had me in a never ending Torture Rack. lol... It got so bad I had to miss work and just stay propped up in my bed the next few days. By the time I went to Kaiser (which was like 6 days later b/c I'm stubborn), it felt a little better and the doctor gave me a steroid shot and some 800's. It finally went away a couple days later, but that shit was no joke!!

That whole week I couldn't sit down for more than 5 minutes and it hurt to walk. I felt like my ass needed a HoverRound. I was literally walking like this.....

 

[Playmaker88]

@Beta

When he posted a picture in the hospital when he had a HairLine fracture and said it was his leg

 

[Sony Montana]

Lmaoo i feel like i heard this story

Yeah I told it but that's all I got at the moment

As far as injuries inputs you wanna count me fracturing my finger when I got the ball wedged in the rim and I had to jump to grab the net like 3x to pull myself up to get the ball lol

 

[Sony Montana]

@Beta

When he posted a picture in the hospital when he had a HairLine fracture and said it was his leg

Lmao FOH