IP360: The "Things that grinds your gears" Thread

[King Freeman]

People who act like Bob’s Burgers is funny in any way

I swear I be wanting to slap the fire out of people that ask me if I watch that. Like foh man.
That's some unseasoned white people shit.

 

[IP360]

When I'm trying to tell a story, and my s/o interrupts me and tries to finish my sentences.

The problem is...the hefa be WRONG!! I'm like "That's not what I was about to say"

Everytime she does that, I stop talkin and give her this reaction...


Her: ...my bad. Go ahead.

We ain't that type of couple who finish each others sentences. That shyt is annoying AS...FUCC!!!

 

[Rubato]

Transition lenses and people who wear them

 

[Mooney]

Transition lenses and people who wear them

When the transition lenses don’t do what it’s suppose to... be inside but the lense act like it’s sunny when it ain’t

 

[Mooney]

Speed bumps that are too high but when you hit it going going slow the rear of ya car drops like you hit a fucking crater

 

[Lea]

This might be in here already but I'm not going through 24 pages to find out, but when I see someone type "Sorry for your lost":Pathetic:

 

[Mooney]

This might be in here already but I'm not going through 24 pages to find out, but when I see someone type "Sorry for your lost":Pathetic:

Lol it’s suppose to sound sympathetic but that’s always hard to answer

 

[AP2.5]

Lol it’s suppose to sound sympathetic but that’s always hard to answer

No brah, look at the spelling lol

 

[Rubato]

Lol it’s suppose to sound sympathetic but that’s always hard to answer

^^ says sorry for your “lost”

 

[IP360]

This needs to be reiterated if it hasn't already...

Someone who's scared to initiate the 1st move when it comes to sex. I'm not talking about the 1st time...I'm talmbout yall been dealing for a minute. Done smashed multiple times, but each time you wait for the other person start things 1st!

Woman if you want the D...take the D! Stop rubbing your booty all on me tryin to give me a sign to start things. You want it...climb on top and ride it! Stop being scary.

 

[Mooney]

This needs to be reiterated if it hasn't already...

Someone who's scared to initiate the 1st move when it comes to sex. I'm not talking about the 1st time...I'm talmbout yall been dealing for a minute. Done smashed multiple times, but each time you wait for the other person start things 1st!

Woman if you want the D...take the D! Stop rubbing your booty all on me tryin to give me a sign to start things. You want it...climb on top and ride it! Stop being scary.

Woman still passive. They want us to be the aggressors but when we are we get stopped like what you doing lol

 

[Anonymous]

In light of the recent auction of Tupac "art" I have completely lost faith in humanity. They have turned my jesus into Marilyn fucking Monroe... I am utterly disgusted. I actually ducking cried yo

 

[Goldie]

Valen"times" day

 

[Mooney]

YO when a mf'er text me wyd when you know i'm at work

 

[Rubato]

Shit like this

 

[Rubato]

The fact that grapefruit looks 100 times more delicious than it actually is

 

[Lea]

The fact that grapefruit looks 100 times more delicious than it actually is

I love grapefruit. Gotta know how to pick them.

 

[IP360]

I usually had to pour a mountain of sugar in order for me to eat it

 

[Rubato]

I love grapefruit. Gotta know how to pick them.

My mama used to try to make me eat em all the time

Nope, they all suck

 

[IP360]

When you think an argument is over...points made...and your s/o STILL continues to rant. Like they don't know when to fuccin stop!

They keep goin...and goin...and goin. When you start to ignore they azzz...they get even madder! Talmbout...

"I dunno why you just don't tell me what you wanna say"

...MUTHAFUCCA I DID!!! I done dead the shyt but you wanna continue on for no reason! Muthafuccas wanna argue just to argue. Smh