Your quickest nut 🥜

Duwop said:
So Don Dada thread gets hella motion.... But this outta control? 🤔
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That nigga openly admitted to smangin another man in the ass for money.

Yeah... This shit ain't the same on any level. This is a "funny story" thread, that was a "can you believe this muthafuckin shit??" thread.
 
Duwop said:
So Don Dada thread gets hella motion.... But this outta control? 🤔
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This nigga jealous lol

You want a poppin thread? You know what you gotta do..

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March of this year. Smh, I’m not sure if it was even 5 mins. The last time we fucked was in 2019.

Little did I know she reupholstered her whole pussy since then. I had a condom on and it didn’t make it any easier.

She kissed me on the neck and said she took it as a compliment. 😭
 
Golan said:
March of this year. Smh, I’m not sure if it was even 5 mins. The last time we fucked was in 2019.

Little did I know she reupholstered her whole pussy since then. I had a condom on and it didn’t make it any easier.

She kissed me on the neck and said she took it as a compliment. 😭
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She might as well have patted you on the head

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Man, I remember I got my first apartment. I was moving way over East, so I figured I'd go on the AOL chat rooms and find me an over east chick.

Nice enough shorty...she actually came with me to check the apartment out on my first visit there.

Few days later when I move in... She comes by... We talk, watch a movie, then I'm ready to get down to it

So I start..... You know, getting closer to her...she goes

🧐 State your purpose 🧐

I'm like..... What?

She says it again..

🧐 State your purpose🧐

I can't remember what I answered... But I tried to just go along with it... But I swear this chick said that shit like 5 more times



Like at every stage...shirt comes off

🧐 State your purpose🧐

Pants come off

🧐 State your purpose🧐

Bra n comes off

🧐 State your purpose 🧐

I'm putting the condom on

🧐 State your purpose 🧐

Like by the time I finally got in there.... My Head wasn't even in the game no more
.I think I lasted like a minute or two.

And I didn't even want to run it back.
.after shorty left I think I called her once....and she was weird on the phone then too....I was like yeah I'm done.

Part of me wanted to run it back, cuz I feel like I didn't really get into it enough to do a good job... But the other part didn't want to go thru more weird shit....

One of the most confusing sexual experiences of my life
 
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Duwop said:
Man, I remember I got my first apartment. I was moving way over East, so I figured I'd go on the AOL chat rooms and find me an over east chick.

Nice enough shorty...she actually came with me to check the apartment out on my first visit there.

Few days later when I move in... She comes by... We talk, watch a movie, then I'm ready to get down to it

So I start..... You know, getting closer to her...she goes

🧐 State your purpose 🧐

I'm like..... What?

She says it again..

🧐 State your purpose🧐

I can't remember what I answered... But I tried to just go along with it... But I swear this chick said that shit like 5 more times



Like at every stage...shirt comes off

🧐 State your purpose🧐

Pants come off

🧐 State your purpose🧐

Bra n comes off

🧐 State your purpose 🧐

I'm putting the condom on

🧐 State your purpose 🧐

Like my the time I finally got in there.... My Head wasn't even in the game no more
.I think I lasted like a minute or two.

And I didn't even want to run it back.
.after shorty left I think I called her once....and she was weird on the phone then too....I was like yeah I'm done.

Part of me wanted to run it back, cuz I feel like I didn't really get into it enough to do a good job... But the other part didn't want to thru more weird shit....

One of the most confusing sexual experiences of my life
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I used to have my boy lookin' at AOL chatrooms like the shit was magic back in '98 'cause I would hop on there and either that day or the next a different broad was knockin' at the door. First few times he would ask where I met the chick and I'd tell him "Met her in an AOL chatroom". Finally he came in my room and watched me do it and after one chick I hollered at showed up 2 hours later and I took her to my room to smash he was still in disbelief.
 
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