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the power to turn into anything that I touch on some prop hunt shit.

I'd turn myself into a big farmhand white

Stab him in the neck a couple times and dispose of his body in a broom close, arm myself w/ a shotgun and go on a killing spree while disguised as him.

By the time the other whites come for me, thinking one of they own done snapped I'll be done morphed into some random household item, like a piece of fine china or some shit.

watch them hunt for me, then claim my next victim when they come close.

rinse and repeat - once they numbers low ima free all my brothers n sisters being held there, i'll tell em where the guns are located so they can go arm themselves and then i'll go off and morph into a WHITE horse and run off into the night before finding a new location to liberate

Rinse/repeat.
 
the power to turn into anything that I touch on some prop hunt shit.

I'd turn myself into a big farmhand white

Stab him in the neck a couple times and dispose of his body in a broom close, arm myself w/ a shotgun and go on a killing spree while disguised as him.

By the time the other whites come for me, thinking one of they own done snapped I'll be done morphed into some random household item, like a piece of fine china or some shit.

watch them hunt for me, then claim my next victim when they come close.

rinse and repeat - once they numbers low ima free all my brothers n sisters being held there, i'll tell em where the guns are located so they can go arm themselves and then i'll go off and morph into a WHITE horse and run off into the night before finding a new location to liberate

Rinse/repeat.

muhfucka gon turn into a vase and somebody gon knock his ass off the shelf 🤣
 
Man while I'm just walking around telling Cac's

Go kill yourself
Go kill yourself
Go kill yourself..

And if it gets hot

"I need all you white people to kill each other right now"

Shit, they ain't got the technology in 1800's to even communicate what's going on.

History books would just call it an unexplained mass suicide
 
Man while I'm just walking around telling Cac's

Go kill yourself
Go kill yourself
Go kill yourself..

And if it gets hot

"I need all you white people to kill each other right now"

Shit, they ain't got the technology in 1800's to even communicate what's going on.

History books would just call it an unexplained mass suicide

at least tell them to free their slaves first before they do it so errbody got they papers
 
at least tell them to free their slaves first before they do it so errbody got they papers
I'd very likelyget to that eventually.... But I'd definitely be torturing the fuck outta people first.

🤔

"Aye bruh, sign all this shit over to us.. Mail it in, then jump in the fire place"
 
the power to turn into anything that I touch on some prop hunt shit.

I'd turn myself into a big farmhand white

Stab him in the neck a couple times and dispose of his body in a broom close, arm myself w/ a shotgun and go on a killing spree while disguised as him.

By the time the other whites come for me, thinking one of they own done snapped I'll be done morphed into some random household item, like a piece of fine china or some shit.

watch them hunt for me, then claim my next victim when they come close.

rinse and repeat - once they numbers low ima free all my brothers n sisters being held there, i'll tell em where the guns are located so they can go arm themselves and then i'll go off and morph into a WHITE horse and run off into the night before finding a new location to liberate

Rinse/repeat.


This is hilarious
 
Stupid nigga gonna turn into a plate with eyeballs

They just gonna go eww wtf

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Stupid nigga lmao

THAT AINT HOW PROP HUNT WORKS NIGGA!

as long as i don't move they don't that im that item

i dont just magically grow eyeballs, id basically look just like an exact replica of whatever i turn into but id still be able to see (per prop hunt rules)

they aint gonna be smart enough to figure out wtf going on.
 
THAT AINT HOW PROP HUNT WORKS NIGGA!

as long as i don't move they don't that im that item

i dont just magically grow eyeballs, id basically look just like an exact replica of whatever i turn into but id still be able to see (per prop hunt rules)

they aint gonna be smart enough to figure out wtf going on.
So when you gets stacked on top of a bunch of dishes because they think you a plate do you just die?
 
tSo when you gets stacked on top of a bunch of dishes because they think you a plate do you just die?

LOOK AROUND, EVERYBODIES DYING NIGGA!

AINT NOBODY WASHING DISHES AT A TIME LIKE THIS!

Plus, ya'll really think im bout to be wasting my time just turning into a bunch of household items the whole time.

Thats just a quick get away for when shit get hot. Most of the time id be turning into other key people in the town just so i could use it to my advantage
 
Man while I'm just walking around telling Cac's

Go kill yourself
Go kill yourself
Go kill yourself..

And if it gets hot

"I need all you white people to kill each other right now"

Shit, they ain't got the technology in 1800's to even communicate what's going on.

History books would just call it an unexplained mass suicide
Nigga just solved the Roanoke mystery
 
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