Would you fight prime Mike Tyson for $100 million?

[Black_Samson]

Wouldn’t be the first time I eaten thru a coffee stirrer

 

[RandomNegro]

Paw with the jab and hold.

 

[PlantainChips]

Mike Tyson today? I’m clinching him and we grappling for the rounds

I saw a video of him recently boxing and I was shook. You are not doing it bruh

 

[PlantainChips]

Wouldn’t be the first time I eaten thru a coffee stirrer

Better to heal as a millionaire than be healthy as a non-millionaire.

 

[PlantainChips]

6 minutes would feel like an eternity in a boxing ring

A 6 minute epic ass whooping for $100 million though?

 

[PlantainChips]

Only if I was also in my prime.

 

[PlantainChips]

I'll take one jab and fall to floor for the count

Then you don’t get the money unfortunately

 

[Blue_London]

 

[Loch121]

I wouldn't want to fight Mike right now

he's still fast as hell

 

[PlantainChips]

I wouldn't want to fight Mike right now

he's still fast as hell

Exactly. I saw a video of him boxing a few months ago and I was shook.

 

[SneakDZA]

The 2 round stipulation should be a dealbreaker for everyone. Iron Mike in his prime was resetting trained heavyweight boxers back to factory defaults within 10 seconds of the bell.

Fuck I look like stepping into the ring and waking up 5-7 business days later in a hospital with a whole physical therapy regimen and my jaw wired shut and nothing to show for it?

talking about... "i was sliding, dippin and slippin but I shoulda been slippin, dippin and divin"

 

[PlantainChips]

The 2 round stipulation should be a dealbreaker for everyone. Iron Mike in his prime was resetting trained heavyweight boxers back to factory defaults within 10 seconds of the bell.

Fuck I look like stepping into the ring and waking up 5-7 business days later in a hospital with a whole physical therapy regimen and my jaw wired shut and nothing to show for it?

talking about... "i was sliding, dippin and slippin but I shoulda been slippin, dippin and divin"

but you get to prove you have real big dick energy

 

[Based Dave 96]

i wouldn't wanna fight Tyson 2rds now for 100 million let alone fight him in his prime.

 

[IUTpt2]

Nobody's gonna make it to them two rounds.

 

[Duwop]

I'm grabbing, holding, taking standing counts. Getting warnings for holding and running. Spitting out my mouth piece

As long as I don't get dq'd I might make it.


I'm not attempting to fight this nigga at all. It's all about wasting the clock.

 

[Chi-Town B]

I believe I have enough cardio to keep going around the ring trying to keep some distance, plus with holding I can last 2 rounds.

I'm not throwing a single punch and piss him off

 

[Mr BFK]

of course

I would've just offered Mike $20M of it...........Mike in his prime never made that much per fight (pre-1991)

an easy $20M for him for less than 10mins of work

 

[Word....Life]

Buuut could you then go complete 10 passes in an NFL game??

Sooo goin’ 2 rounds wit’ a prime Mike Tyson who routinely knocked other professional fighters out in 90 secs is attainable but 10 quick dump off passes is Fast and the Furious amounts of ridiculousness?? FOH

 

[konceptjones]

I believe I have enough cardio to keep going around the ring trying to keep some distance, plus with holding I can last 2 rounds.

I'm not throwing a single punch and piss him off

See, that's just it: He was "The Baddest Man On The Planet", he ain't gonna expect you to throw punches, he's gonna expect you to be scared of the real man and run.

In my prime, I'd try my damnedest to land punches 'cause that ain't what he would expect.