Would You Buy A Sex Doll?

[KingBlafy]

^^^ trying to buy one that looks like

 

[KingBlafy]

Seriously, no

Where do you put that shit at when you are done?

Imagine that shit just flopping out at the closet because your mom open the wrong door

Imagine your niece or nephew scared of the weird doll under your bed.

Imagine cleaning it out, with the sad POST NUT CLARITY

It’s almost Thanksgiving and that shit just flopping down some steps because you ain’t store it right

 

[O.G.]

Imagine bustin in some silicone, falling to sleep after that post-nut sensation, waking up realizing you gotta wash your mess out the rubber coochie, and then hiding the doll behind some secret wall bcuz you don't want people to think you are a weirdo.

 

[Suckio Andretti]

Forget I even asked the question lol

 

[Suckio Andretti]

Sounds like you guys would be down if it was easier to store…

 

[O.G.]

Are they clean like the dolls are? LoL

You take that chance with every single woman you have sex with. Wear a condom.

 

[konceptjones]

One day as a society you’ll have family over and they’ll open the closet and see your sex doll and they’ll say “oh shit sneakdza I didn’t know you had one of these.. can I borrow it?”

 

[Suckio Andretti]

You take that chance with every single woman you have sex with. Wear a condom.

What if Lamar Odom dont wanna wear a condom

Nigga almost died at the bunny ranch if there’s anybody I’m okay with having a sex doll it’s him

 

[Doc Holloway]

I remember seeing a special like this way back in the day on HBO's Real Sex . It was low key hilarious because they showed these two white girls buy a dude version and they went to town on that thing

I saw that episode too and it was 3 women going to town.

All the sex this dude was having, and he go get a doll……. I gues to a degree these dudes really be burnt out on just pussy and be wanting to try new/different shit.

Btw my cousin bought the little mini version from Temu. It just got the sternum of a woman but it’s soft as. Hell and the ass ft on it. And yes he said he towned on it twice.

Lamar smiling in that picture makes this video funny. No shame lol

 

[400Degreez]

Sounds like you guys would be down if it was easier to store…

Turn that mofo into a transformer and that shit flying off the shelves.

 

[Suckio Andretti]

Turn that mofo into a transformer and that shit flying off the shelves.

Don’t let that shit fold up like an E bike for easy under the bed storage

 

[KingBlafy]

Who has a FLESHLIGHT

 

[O.G.]

What if Lamar Odom dont wanna wear a condom

Nigga almost died at the bunny ranch if there’s anybody I’m okay with having a sex doll it’s him

Wasn't it bcuz of a viagra overdose? I guess you don't have to worry about being shamed you can't get it up if you have a sex doll. That doll will be patient af waiting for you to get your meat ready. lol

 

[Suckio Andretti]

Wasn't it bcuz of a viagra overdose? I guess you don't have to worry about being shamed you can't get it up if you have a sex doll. That doll will be patient af waiting for you to get your meat ready. lol

No judgement

Just reapply the lube whenever you’re ready Lamar

 

[konceptjones]

No judgement

Just reapply the lube whenever you’re ready Lamar

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[KingBlafy]

These ladies have 900 dildos and vibration rose bud things. They are proud to have them; all over IG saying how they love their sex toys.

 

[KingBlafy]

I’m buying this on Black Friday and going to watch this while using it

 

[konceptjones]

I’m buying this on Black Friday and going to watch this while using it

 

[TonyDubbz]

I don't feel like my house is big enough to stash something like that when I had family over.

Nigga for $8-20k she part of the family tf you talmbout? i aint bout to lock her away like some type of prisoner just cus we got guest over.


but to answer the question... no the answer is no!

 

[TonyDubbz]

One day as a society you’ll have family over and they’ll open the closet and see your sex doll and they’ll say “oh shit sneakdza I didn’t know you had one of these.. can I borrow it?”

i couldnt find the gif man but the DAVE episode when he whipped that ass out the closet