What's The Weirdest Thing That Gets You Angry?

Whenever my wife asks me if we have a very particular food or ingredient in the house.

Like i have a mental inventory of every single thing in the house.

"Do we have Worcestershire sauce in the cupboard?"

I'll be at work and she'll call me like

"Is there any chili mix in the house?"


Like how the fuck do i know from work.... Lemme use my latent mutant ability to astral project my being into the house to search for the shit...🧐
 
People in the liquor store who don't know what they want....

Like if you don't know how to drink... Go somewhere nice.... Somewhere where you can walk around.... Maybe somewhere where if you have questions, a clerk can help you. They got nice liquor stores like that... Excellent customer service. I would highly recommend new drinkers, or folks who might wanna try some new shit and not really sure what they want to go to a spot like that. Like go there.....

Do NOT come to the hood where you gotta yell your order thru bullet proof plastic and locked doors....

Everybody in places like that know exactly what the fuck they want, and have already worked out the prices in their head to make sure they got enough. We are drunks, alcoholics, we are not at this liquor store to try nuffin new....i already know I'm getting 3 tall cans, and 3 miniatures.. And i ain't even gotta say my brand... Cuz they know me and my order. But when you got some young ass kid in there like


Ummmmm
Ummmmm

Y'all got?

Ummm

Wait is that sweet? What that taste like?

UMmm
What's the difference between blanco and reposado???🤔
 
People who park like complete idiots.


Like they park on a street NO ONE parks on cuz it impedes traffic... Or creates a dangerous blind spot on corner. Or they mount and park on a sidewalk so people have to walk into traffic to avoid them.. Or they park sideways across multiple spots in a parking lot.

Like anyone who parks inconsiderately to the rest of the world.....i hate them

People who block other cars in...... They can all die
 
People who over complicate EVERYTHING! Got a coworker like that.. be over complicating every damn thing like man just do it and finish that shit… not everything gotta take all damn day meanwhile I be chilling cause I get shit knocked out early and quick, you can tell we come from two different fields within the same trade. Dude assist on making shit harder then it needs to be I made the comment the other day work smarter not harder theres a reason your body is always hurting, you choose to make things harder on yourself then using the available equipment.
 
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loud-ninja said:
People that leave 2 or more car spaces in front of them at a stop light. Especially if im in the lane they are in and im trying to get in the turning lane. Move the hell up. Even if im not behind them, I get angry.
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I've taken it upon myself to pull in front of those idiots every fuckin chance I get. Left the gym Saturday and was on my way to the park to chill and eat breakfast. Broad had a car length and a half in front of her at the light. I usually make a left turn at that light but I was in pain from the workout and feeling extra petty so I used the left turn lane to get right in front of her ass.
 
GOAT said:
In public restrooms when i see ppl dont wash their hands
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I've said out loud to muhfuckas that do that shit "Aye, you ain't gonna wash ya hands???" and give them the death stare. One muhfucka called himself still walking to the door and I had to say "We all gotta touch that door handle you finna touch with pissy hands". He came back and washed his shit a lil bit and bailed.
 
Iceberg_Taylor said:
I hate when these crackas be walkin in the men’s locker room at the gym all barefoot and naked. This isn’t your bedroom honkie
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Not gonna lie, it's typically a generational thing. I came up in an era where it was mandatory to take a shower after gym class and there were communal showers at swimming pools and at every camp I've ever attended. I don't think any Gen X or older cats think too much about it.

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konceptjones said:
Not gonna lie, it's typically a generational thing. I came up in an era where it was mandatory to take a shower after gym class and there were communal showers at swimming pools and at every camp I've ever attended. I don't think any Gen X or older cats think too much about it.

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Hold on is that old man blow drying his meat???
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See that’s the type of shit I be talkin bout
 
konceptjones said:
I've said out loud to muhfuckas that do that shit "Aye, you ain't gonna wash ya hands???" and give them the death stare. One muhfucka called himself still walking to the door and I had to say "We all gotta touch that door handle you finna touch with pissy hands". He came back and washed his shit a lil bit and bailed.
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To add onto this.. not using soap and just washing with some water
 
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