whats the best pick up line youve used on someone?

[Mister B. M. Ed.]

I bet they was foaming in the panties after hearing this huh

My wife didn't seem to mind much.

:shrug2:

 

[Word....Life]

Had a chick holla’ at me like I was a bird once lol…

Me and my boys pull up to tha gas station and I hear from a car full of chicks “I’m gettin’ that pretty red 1 wit’ tha tattoos and good hair!!”

I’m not gone lie…I tried to laugh it off but she doubled down wit’ a “I know you hear me cuz you blushin’…”

My boys clowned me to Bolivian but I ended up “kickin’ it” wit’ her for a few weeks so I guess her approach worked lol

 

[Sony Montana]

Lmao nigga was giggling with rosy cheeks

 

[Fightbackmode2005]

and what was the best pickup line someone used on you??

here ill go,
one day i was at the bar and this dude was like: “whats the first three letters in the word universe?”

me: ehhhh u - n - i

him:


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corny asf but the nigga had a lil game wit him

Did you give him your number though?

 

[Word....Life]

Lmao nigga was giggling with rosy cheeks

It’s dumb af to be blushin’ wit’ tattoos, gold teeth and fuckin’ braids…

 

[Big Lurko]

and what was the best pickup line someone used on you??

here ill go,
one day i was at the bar and this dude was like: “whats the first three letters in the word universe?”

me: ehhhh u - n - i

him:


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corny asf but the nigga had a lil game wit him

Oh thats how they giving it up in gentrified philly now huh?

And it worked?

 

[5 Grand]

You look better than a plate of fried chicken.

For some reason that doesn't work either..

 

[Big Lurko]

Inb4 the infamous biggie line gets quoted...

 

[Word....Life]

Inb4 the infamous biggie line gets quoted...

:chillout:

 

[konceptjones]

"Ayo, you look like you can fuck... W'sup?"

Worked way more often than you might think.

 

[Race Jones]

Oh thats how they giving it up in gentrified philly now huh?

And it worked?

wasnt in philly bozo

 

[BountyHunterRo]

Your left leg is thanksgiving. Your right leg is Christmas. Let me get in between holidays

 

[Meeks]

Is it bad I don’t really have any?
Niggas are easy lmao.

 

[Meeks]

 

[Meeks]

I be like “oh you’re a cutieeeee” and I get a “shit you too”
Boom, got a number.

 

[16bitSheez]

At the Burger King drive thru window before she handed me the bag she asked, “You need any ketchup?”
Me: “Sure, and lemme get ya number on the side too”

she laughed…but she asked my name real quick before writing her name and number down on a blank receipt paper and handing it to me with the food, to my surprise lol

Nowadays my best pick up line is just a manly frame/ body language without a word hahah

 

[deadeye]

nh

 

[Reason]

Is it bad I don’t really have any?
Niggas are easy lmao.

Most women don't need lines to get a dude. All they gotta do is stare at em until they come over to talk.

Her:

Me::word??:

Her:

Me: