whats the best pick up line youve used on someone?

[Race Jones]

and what was the best pickup line someone used on you??

here ill go,
one day i was at the bar and this dude was like: “whats the first three letters in the word universe?”

me: ehhhh u - n - i

him:





corny asf but the nigga had a lil game wit him

 

[mryounggun]

and what was the best pickup line someone used on you??

here ill go,


one day i was at the bar and this dude was like: “whats the first three letters in the word universe?”

me: ehhhh u - n - i

him:


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corny asf but the nigga had a lil game wit him

Race: Here I’ll go.

*proceeds to tell us a line a nigga used on her*

Thread is about YOUR best pick up lines, right?

 

[Race Jones]

and what was the best pickup line someone used on you??

@mryounggun


READ!

 

[AP2.5]

Race: Here I’ll go.

*proceeds to tell us a line a nigga used on her*

Thread is about YOUR best pick up lines, right?

 

[5 Grand]

"Yo baby you're so fine I'd lay on the ground and make love to your shadow".


For some reason that never works

 

[Race Jones]

"Yo baby you're so fine I'd lay on the ground and make love to your shadow".


For some reason that never works

I would deadass call the cops if someone said that shit to me

 

[Loquacious]

Lol I be forgetting as soon as they use them.

 

[mryounggun]

@mryounggun


READ!

*daps* You right. It IS fundamental. I’ll see myself out.

 

[scalywaters]

Can't remember the exact details but a conversation where I was downing my self worth and a chic...naw a woman hit me with that Mastercard you're priceless tag..she made my day

 

[Race Jones]

Can't remember the exact details but a conversation where I was downing my self worth and a chic...naw a woman hit me with that Mastercard you're priceless tag..she made my day

thats sweet

 

[Old Man Cain]

I was in club one time and a chick walked pass me and my drunk ass said "Ayo slow down and fuck with me".

That stupid shit worked couldn't believe it

 

[southsil4lil]

"You got a mirror in your pants cause I see me in em"

 

[Pachá12]

Which one of you ladies wanna buy me a drink

 

[Bobjones]

Is u a chipmunk cus I can picture Deez nuts in ur mouth

 

[xMaineEventx]

Me: Hey, if a guy came up to you as gentleman like as possible and asked you for your number would you give it to him..?

Her: Yeah, prolly...

Me: Well this is a gentleman like as I know how. Can I get your number and call you sometime..?

Her: Smiles*

Prolly was 7/10 lifetime with that one..!

 

[Mister B. M. Ed.]

“Hi, My name is….”

 

[Nobody]

Me: I'm jealous of your heart
Her: Why?
Me: Because it's pounding inside of you and I'm not

 

[Mister B. M. Ed.]

Aight. I lie. I’m more like Nas:

“It’s mandatory/see that pussy? They hand it to me/ I got no game/ it’s just some women understand the story…”


Shout out to Escobar Season.

 

[AP2.5]

Aight. I lie. I’m more like Nas:

“It’s mandatory/see that pussy? They hand it to me/ I got no game/ it’s just some women understand the story…”

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Shout out to Escobar Season.

I bet they was foaming in the panties after hearing this huh

 

[Young_Chitlin]

Chitlin: I see a lotta pennies
Girl: right...
chitlin: I found a dime

Mint line if I do say so myself carajo