What if Superman was Real...

[The Idiopathic Clown]

And he said nigga. Is he sliding with that if you can't slide him?

 

[Duwop]

He ain't gonna be white if he was real...

The science of how kids skin absorbs sunlight or whatever would suggest a real superman would very likely have much more darker skin

 

[Ironman]

He ain't gonna be white if he was real...

The science of how kids skin absorbs sunlight or whatever would suggest a real superman would very likely have much more darker skin

Val Zod

 

[Oingo Groove]

He ain't gonna be white if he was real...

The science of how kids skin absorbs sunlight or whatever would suggest a real superman would very likely have much more darker skin

Makes sense like a mf. A yte Superman, if real, would surely due of skin cancer

 

[Lord Nemesis]

And he said nigga. Is he sliding with that if you can't slide him?

 

[BRIAN B.]

Superman got strength from the sun right?


what cracka you kno can stay out in the sun w/o gettin burnt lookin like a tomato?


The melanin in our beautiful black skin can absorb energy from the sun w/o gettin burnt right?


Superman was a nigga to begin w/

 

[BRIAN B.]

He ain't gonna be white if he was real...

The science of how kids skin absorbs sunlight or whatever would suggest a real superman would very likely have much more darker skin

lol man

I ain't even read a post, coulda saved sum time

 

[The Idiopathic Clown]

Yall bringing science in this hoe, just answer the question

 

[Whis Khalifa]

No passes, he getting swung on if he lets it fly.

Better hope he got a super jaw...

Sup Joker ?

 

[Duwop]

Yall bringing science in this hoe, just answer the question

Whassup with these questions?

Would you fuck a super hero?
What would you do if a super hero said nigga?
What if a superhero take your girl?

Somebody really strong bullying you b?
Is it something deeper than that?

 

[Old Man Cain]

Nobody gets a pass I'll smack the shit out of Superman in front Lois Lane at that.

 

[The Idiopathic Clown]

Whassup with these questions?

Would you fuck a super hero?
What would you do if a super hero said nigga?
What if a superhero take your girl?

Somebody really strong bullying you b?
Is it something deeper than that?

Yo, you ain't Billy Crystal, I ain't Bob Deniro, this ain't analyze this b. I'm bored at home and thinking of scenarios like the old days

 

[huey]

hit up darkseid. hes obviously a black man

 

[Duwop]

Yo, you ain't Billy Crystal, I ain't Bob Deniro, this ain't analyze this b. I'm bored at home and thinking of scenarios like the old days

They have a common theme.

Being powerless

 

[The Idiopathic Clown]

They have a common theme.

Being powerless

I do feel powerless because of these trying times, thank you Du. Never change

 

[Duwop]

I do feel powerless because of these trying times, thank you Du. Never change

Buy some guns bruh...

Shoot some shit..

It's therapeutic

 

[The Lonious Monk]

hit up darkseid. hes obviously a black man

Darkseid might not be much help. Trigon gave him that Wilder treatment in that last Justice League animated movie.

 

[Soul_Rattler]

That "truth justice and the American way " superman would definitely be on some MAGA shit today.

 

[CeLLar-DooR]

Superman under this president would make an interestin' graphic novel

 

[Playmaker88]

My hands are kryptoNiteNite