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What Food Is Actually Trash But Has Good PR?

Turkey anything… mid.


I don’t care how good you think your granny’s Thanksgiving dinner was… replace that turkey with a basic rotisserie chicken from Ralph’s or whatever your local grocery store is and it’s immediately better.
Deep fried turkey is top of line.....fuck that weak ass chicken
 
I eat crab cakes.....I used to eat blue shell crabs when I was little but I got tired of cracking shells for a little bit of meat


Honestly I’m trash at bustin down crabs. Crab legs no issue.

Dead ass whoever makes a tool to easily pick a crab will be a genius.
 
It hit me just now:

Chit'lins.

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We ALL know this is hog dook chute. It smells like hog shit not matter what you do to 'em. Get 'em in the red bucket and your ass will be handling actual hog shit as you "clean" them. Like forreal ass pigs dookie will be in your hand, in your sink, etc. You cook 'em and the whole neighborhood knows you making swine's shit tubes 'cause the smell goes everywhere. If you don't close your bedroom door and the closet your clothes will smell like pig shit. Take 'em out the pot and put it on your plate and now you got pig shit stank all up under your nose...

And yet... Muhfuckas still eat them bitches. The PR for chitlins is beyond belief.
 
It hit me just now:

Chit'lins.

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We ALL know this is hog dook chute. It smells like hog shit not matter what you do to 'em. Get 'em in the red bucket and your ass will be handling actual hog shit as you "clean" them. Like forreal ass pigs dookie will be in your hand, in your sink, etc. You cook 'em and the whole neighborhood knows you making swine's shit tubes 'cause the smell goes everywhere. If you don't close your bedroom door and the closet your clothes will smell like pig shit. Take 'em out the pot and put it on your plate and now you got pig shit stank all up under your nose...

And yet... Muhfuckas still eat them bitches. The PR for chitlins is beyond belief.
Who gives chitterlings good PR?
 
It hit me just now:

Chit'lins.

maxresdefault.jpg



We ALL know this is hog dook chute. It smells like hog shit not matter what you do to 'em. Get 'em in the red bucket and your ass will be handling actual hog shit as you "clean" them. Like forreal ass pigs dookie will be in your hand, in your sink, etc. You cook 'em and the whole neighborhood knows you making swine's shit tubes 'cause the smell goes everywhere. If you don't close your bedroom door and the closet your clothes will smell like pig shit. Take 'em out the pot and put it on your plate and now you got pig shit stank all up under your nose...

And yet... Muhfuckas still eat them bitches. The PR for chitlins is beyond belief.
Chitlins is for old muhfuckas still getting over Jim Crow laws. No person under 45 I know eats that bullshit.
 
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