Turn Ons:
1. Feedback. Nothing porno dramatic but something indicative of enjoyment.
2. Hair pulling.
3. Rare that one is tall enough, but bite my collarbone and you can have a baby by me.
4. Scratching is cool only on the forearms.
5. Gotta let me fuck the face. Not be confused with pounding, but hands on your cheeks and let me dig out your mouth and/or throat if you have no gag reflex. With or without eye contact.
6. Head with enthusiasm. Not that "I'm doing this to shut you up" but that "You pulled it out, so I'm gonna have a broken neck but fuck it I gotta suck it" enthusiasm.
7. Swallow or Don't. But play with it.
8. Engage me mentally. Dirty snaps, filthy texts, messages, gifs, exposed titty, talk shit! I don't even care if we get there and it's me doing all the
work. You've done enough getting my head into it.
9. Fuck faces. Smile, snarl, drool, eye roll, etc. All the embarrassing faces that come with someone killing your shit unexpectedly.
10. Leg shake. Self explanatory.
11. Stiff arm to the forehead when I eat it and she can't take anymore but I'm strong as shit and apply more tongue pressure.
12. Similarly, the front where the pussy clenches up, bubble rolls up her spine, and she tries to play it off only to stumble into something walking away from the bed, like legit slam head first into a dresser or door frame to the bathroom. Round 2!
13. Sleeping with no panties on. Ain't nothing like that raw ass on your arm in the morning and then she just spread it all open on some silent "Get in" shit.
Turn Offs:
1. NEVER INITIATING! On God, I hate a woman that will not initiate! It's cool for FWB not to since it's built on communication. But my lady? Hell no.
2. Don't hit me with the "Come get some pussy" like I'm someone's granddaddy and want to keep shirts/gowns/etc on. NAKED. I workout but I'm not flawless and don't expect flawlessness.
3. No Feedback. If it's not working, tell me, and we can switch up. Otherwise I'm gonna get up out the box. Not gonna have me feeling like a rapist giving me the dead eyes.
4. You're natural and hit me with "Don't touch my hair!" Like biiiih you don't even work tomorrow! We're cleaning up!
5. Trying not to reciprocate with "Get in this pussy." Bitch, you ain't slick. Eat some dick.
6. Whining about getting nutted on. Seriously, the preposition could have been "in." But neither of us wants that, right? Want raw dick feels take raw dick consequence.
7. Not communicating the nut. Comes back to feedback: right spot, right stroke, almost nut, not close? SAY SOMETHING! It helps keep the pace fun for everyone when I'm not trying to think and fuck. The more shit you say, the better it goes.
8. Rushing me. I took all the time you needed to get your nut without sighing, and asking are you close yet. Let me get mine on my own time too.
9. Complaining. You want to fuck under three blankets, a sheet, never ride me, and on top of a heating pad, understand I'm going to sweat. Deal with it.
10. Initiating when your kid is awake and then wanting me to fuck like a mime, stop every time the bed makes a noise, quit breathing hard, etc. If I wanted to fuck like that, I'd fuck at my mom's house.
11. Total darkness. I'm not a cat. I'm not the Boogeyman. Lamp light, TV on an empty input, SOMETHING! Faces are 90% of my enjoyment.
12. Safety hand. I'm never trying to push it through the uterus, so all that pushing throws the rhythm off.
13. Overselling the skills. Don't make me think you're about this suped up sex life, give it to me on some Skin Diamond ish for three months, and then morph into Grandma Sadie.
