What’s The Drunkest You’ve Ever Been?

[TheNightKing]

Freshman year of college. Shots of 151 chasing it with Hi-C juice boxes.

Only remembered two things from the night before. Standing up to leave the dorm and falling into the air mattress at my boy’s dorm.

Apparently it was one of the best nights of my life. I can’t confirm that though.

 

[TheNightKing]

Another time I took a shit after getting home. Wiped and sat back down on the toilet. Passed out on the toilet and fell to the floor.

Apparently I was asleep on the toilet for a long time. The toilet seat print was embedded on my cheeks still when my wife found me the next morning on the floor with my pants around my ankles.

 

[Rubato]

Idk…I wouldn’t be the one to ask about those nights anyway lol