What’s the Biggest Lie that Porn has told you

[Golan]

That women don't like getting head much and when they do it's like 2-3 mins tops of a mf tongue punching her vagina.

 

[konceptjones]

Porn really alters your brain and shits low key dangerous for gen z.

I grew up in the lime wire porn era or 15 seconds clips on naughty America on the family computer.


These kids can watch pornhub at 6 years old on their pads or phones, growing up with unrealistic expectations and weird fetishes

My generation had magazines you stole from the corner store or maybe you found your pops, older brother, or uncle's stash. And those magazines never showed penetration if there was a "sex" pictorial. Most of them were just naked women.

In the 70's and early 80', folks were still gettin' 8mm and 16mm film with porn on it. VHS/Beta tapes didn't come along until the 80's and they were expensive, so most people didn't have it. Playboy channel was a thing in the 80's, but they really didn't show penetration and you might have known maybe one or two people that actually had it.

It was a LOT harder to get porn back in the day. Even once folks started getting on AOL and the internet, online porn wasn't exactly plentiful, at least not until the late 90's. If you really wanted it, you hit up that back room at the local video store ('cause Blockbuster damned sure didn't carry porn) or that seedy ass looking adult shop somewhere in town.

 

[konceptjones]

The one lie that irked me back inna day was "These broads can all deep throat ya shit".


... they most certainly cannot.

 

[Busta Carmichael]

That women don't like getting head much and when they do it's like 2-3 mins tops of a mf tongue punching her vagina.

Might just be you fam

 

[Golan]

Might just be you fam

Nah, you misinterpreted what I wrote.

 

[Lord Nemesis]

That all women know how to ride dick.

Most of these Brods knees be shot to hell out here

 

[Sony Montana]

He shoulda used the peanut oil

 

[Loneshot]

Hair in throat from oral never happened in porn

Before I started having sex and only saw porn, I was only attracted to the women with pubic hair. I was legit turned off by lack of pubic hair on a woman. Once I started actually having sex and giving oral sex to women, I quickly realized the flaws of the bush. I still like a woman with hair, but for their own benefit, some should consider trimming if they do enjoy receiving oral.

 

[Rubato]

That all women know how to ride dick.

Most of these Brods knees be shot to hell out here

!!!

 

[I LastMinute I]

That all women know how to ride dick.

Most of these Brods knees be shot to hell out here

lol they be all enthusiastic at first

tell them to get on top, now they hamstrings "questionable" like this the NFL pregame or something

 

[Loneshot]

I think the biggest lie that porn told me was that both participants always orgasm together or even recognize the other person having an orgasm.

lol they be all enthusiastic at first

tell them to get on top, now they hamstrings "questionable" like this the NFL pregame or something

Lmao! This is too legit. These porn stars are damn near Olympic athletes at sex when compared to regular people.

 

[Busta Carmichael]

Nah, you misinterpreted what I wrote.

Just fuckin with you fam

 

[Ironman]

lol they be all enthusiastic at first

tell them to get on top, now they hamstrings "questionable" like this the NFL pregame or something

Damn my man said she try cowgirl and get placed on IR back to lockeroom for treatment

 

[BRIAN B.]

As a younging thinking you're supposed to be going for 40+min straight with no breaks not realizing them vids are cut up.

Them corny ass storylines in the beginning never happen lol.

what?


You ain't never went over to your homies crib but he wasn't there & his mom served you up?

 

[Dwayne]

That women don't like getting head much and when they do it's like 2-3 mins tops of a mf tongue punching her vagina.

Are you sure that you’re doing it right fam?

 

[Chicity]

This reminded me of using foods like chocolate syrup an shit. Just messy and sticky having to clean up all that foolishness lol. Damn porn vids left out the cleaning part.

Shiiittttt

Keep the food coming

 

[Dwayne]

That all women know how to ride dick.

Most of these Brods knees be shot to hell out here

You must have had those good scenes.

I can remember some of the ones I watched in like the 8th-9th grade was some weak riding.

 

[ImaInfluenza]

That women don't like getting head much and when they do it's like 2-3 mins tops of a mf tongue punching her vagina.

Your first problem is your tongue is punching her vagina. Try lightly sucking on her clitoris after some light kissing and licking to get it to stand up. Blowing on it after an intense orgasm, then..pop some ice in ya mouth, swirl it around for a moment to get ya mouth nice and cold then apply a nice soft sucking to da hood area. Let her ease back into it, that’s when you wanna focus on the lips and such, she’s gonna come down and you gotta build her back up. Women’s modes are like driving a stick..you can’t just jump into 5 gear..you got to ease in to it, ease back after she blow, and ease her back into blowing again.

 

[Golan]

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Are you sure that you’re doing it right fam?

Ok, just to make it clear what I'm saying, in porn, women generally get the short end of the stick when it comes to receiving oral. They either get none or a handful of minutes worth.

And when they do, the guys do a bad job at it, like sticking their tongue into the vagina, like a mini dildo. They ignore the clit, other erogenous zones, don't use their fingers, etc.

OP asked for lies porn told, as in things that wouldn't work in the real world. So I'm saying women wouldn't like any of the things in my post...

 

[Dwayne]

Ok, just to make it clear what I'm saying, in porn, women generally get the short end of the stick when it comes to receiving oral. They either get none or a handful of minutes worth.

And when they do, the guys do a bad job at it, like sticking their tongue into the vagina, like a mini dildo. They ignore the clit, other erogenous zones, don't use their fingers, etc.

OP asked for lies porn told, as in things that wouldn't work in the real world. So I'm saying women wouldn't like any of the things in my post...

Ohhhhh.

Understood