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The hype for this film did not match what I watched. It left too many questions unanswered.
Jordan Peele fired people over not getting this film. They did him a favor.
Man what's up with new Orleans niggas having poor taste in horrors? You my brother but you getting grouped in the other people I know who don't like certain horror films I like. My sister told me she didn't like Black panther because it's too futuristic lol smh. Like why new Orleans black folks have the WOAT movie takes but think Tyler Perry films deserve oacars?!
 
Man what's up with new Orleans niggas having poor taste in horrors? You my brother but you getting grouped in the other people I know who don't like certain horror films I like. My sister told me she didn't like Black panther because it's too futuristic lol smh. Like why new Orleans black folks have the WOAT movie takes but think Tyler Perry films deserve oacars?!
Hold up negro. We ain't bout to do that.
FTR, I have exquisite taste in horror.
This shit was ass compared to the hype it got.
Wooopti-fucking-do they told the story from different POV.
 
All these kids disappeared, and the one child that's left Dad has a mysterious stroke.
TF out my face with that bullshit.
What was the purpose of abducting the kids? They ever explain that nope. Why this old hag needed them kids? No explanation cause she evil. This bitch think she Michael Myers or Jason.
Now I'm all fucking riled up.
Let me go get a haircut. Fawk.
 
All these kids disappeared, and the one child that's left Dad has a mysterious stroke.
TF out my face with that bullshit.
What was the purpose of abducting the kids? They ever explain that nope. Why this old hag needed them kids? No explanation cause she evil. This bitch think she Michael Myers or Jason.
Now I'm all fucking riled up.
Let me go get a haircut. Fawk.
Wait, you foreal don't know what her plans were?
 
Yes, she was taking their life force. She's essentially a parasite and probably how she's been living for hundreds of years
I mean they werent explicit with that. Aint like she looked much better after having them kids for days. And her ass coulda did that in any town anywhere.. why do ya family like that lol her motives/reasoning as a villain did fall fuckin flat
 
I mean they werent explicit with that. Aint like she looked much better after having them kids for days. And her ass coulda did that in any town anywhere.. why do ya family like that lol her motives/reasoning as a villain did fall fuckin flat
What if I told you that's not her family lol. They need to give you an exposition dump of what was happening? The first time we saw her in the flashback, she was bedridden lol
 
What if I told you that's not her family lol. They need to give you an exposition dump of what was happening? The first time we saw her in the flashback, she was bedridden lol
they dont have to do a dump for us to say they aint really explain some of that shit the best. Theres plenty ways to imply shit without beating someone over the head with it.. this film just didnt do the greatest job of that. I wasnt expecting the most cerebral experience watching this.. theres just some things that coulda been done better thas all
 
they dont have to do a dump for us to say they aint really explain some of that shit the best. Theres plenty ways to imply shit without beating someone over the head with it.. this film just didnt do the greatest job of that. I wasnt expecting the most cerebral experience watching this.. theres just some things that coulda been done better thas all
Lol I can respect it. I like it that there's a myriad of opinions in here about the movie
 
Lol I can respect it. I like it that there's a myriad of opinions in here about the movie
I'm still laughing at Wong. Theater was dead silent but when homeboy got ran over I lost it 🤣

Plenty of vocal oh hell nah and man what the fuck moments in this joint from the crowd.. Myself included.

Folks busted out laughing when Josh Brolin woke up and shouted man what the FUCK. Lol hilarious
 
Yes, she was taking their life force. She's essentially a parasite and probably how she's been living for hundreds of years


Lmfao yo yall all over complicating the movie Jesus Christ


Lord she was a trash ass mid witch who only knew a couple of spells she probably just learned how to take life forces which is why she had no idea how much she needed, she needed an easy score so she chose a easy hit her family members she didn’t care for ,
Then the bitch got sloppy/greedy and cooked out the half ass plan for them kids


The movie is essentially a comedy horror version of the usual suspects if you looking to dam deep your going to ruin the dam movie nobody payed attention to how most of the main characters where extremely selfish in away the them of the movie as a theme
 
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This was a pretty dope movie. Not terrifying but I loved the way they told the story. Rumor is the director is going to make a movie telling the origin of the witch lady
 
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