Uno Anyone?

[Sam Crooke]

Ladies... let's say we're on a date and everything is going good. You're satisfied with me and enjoying the night. Okay we get to that part were is time to call for the check. Okay bam the bill gets here, and wham I pull out a box of uno cards. I suggest a friendly game to see who picks up the tab. Let's say I won.... and let's say you paid....



Am I still getting the draws later? Now mind you everything was going smoothly.

 

[Goldie]

lmaooo ima steal this idea

 

[Eartha Clit]

If you asked her out, you need to pay. Fuck them uno cards.

 

[Race Jones]

If it was understood that you were paying before the date, I dont care if you won 5 "friendly" games of UNO in a row
Yo ass is still paying.

 

[Golden]

its a cute idea, im sure that guy n I wld make great friends

 

[Chi-Town B]

Y'all afraid you're going to lose.

 

[Sam Crooke]

If you asked her out, you need to pay. Fuck them uno cards.

What if we came to a mutual understanding instead of me asking her out. Like hey we should get together blah blah

 

[Sam Crooke]

If it was understood that you were paying before the date, I dont care if you won 5 "friendly" games of UNO in a row
Yo ass is still paying.

What happened to equal rights? What if you bought like 4, 5 appetizers and a main dish, then some dessert

 

[Sam Crooke]

If you asked her out, you need to pay. Fuck them uno cards.

Plus who said I asked her out?

 

[Golden]

Plus who said I asked her out?

then its all good

 

[Eartha Clit]

What if we came to a mutual understanding instead of me asking her out. Like hey we should get together blah blah

Whoever said the bolded should pay.

 

[Eartha Clit]

If I told someone I wanted to fly out to visit them and expect them to pay, that's hella stupid.
If that someone said, "hey you should fly out and come visit me." They should either pay, offer to pay, or help pay.

 

[Eartha Clit]

I wish that mf would whip out some damn uno cards, i'll slap his ass with them cards and the box they came in.

 

[Sam Crooke]

I wish that mf would whip out some damn uno cards, i'll slap his ass with them cards and the box they came in.

Would you let him slap that box later on?

 

[Sam Crooke]

Whoever said the bolded should pay.

You've never been on a thing were two people came to a mutual get together? Like nobody actually asked anyone out but instead like both of said it

 

[Eartha Clit]

How do you mutually decide you are gonna go somewhere without someone mentioning it?

 

[Sam Crooke]

How do you mutually decide you are gonna go somewhere without someone mentioning it?

Persuasive interactions

 

[Eartha Clit]

I can understand doing after a few dates. The first few dates, nah!

 

[Sam Crooke]

Me: yo you heard about this new spot?
Her: oh you talking about that one on blah blah yada yada
Me: year I heard it serves some nice food.
Her: we should try it
Me: well heard it was expensive
Her: come on let's try it blah blah I'm free up on me schedule
Me: ight

 

[Sam Crooke]

I can understand doing after a few dates. The first few dates, nah!

What's a few dates?