I knoooow lol but after working there for a few weeks you can always tell who the hipsters just tryna get vintage clothes vs ppl who really benefit from having access to discount goods
Found a wallet at work last year with $314 in it. Seen the ID and see the chick around the job but gave 0 fucks about her and didn't even know her name
Counted the money and decided to find out what department she worked in and gave it back.
My conscience almost always wins. I will find a wallet and my immediate response is "omg I found money, finders keepers!!"(the devil within), then conscience kicks in. I wont so much as take a cookie from your cookie jar without making you aware as I firmly feel energy leaves imprints and while you may not be able to pinpoint the source of the energy, I believe most people can sense it.
I knoooow lol but after working there for a few weeks you can always tell who the hipsters just tryna get vintage clothes vs ppl who really benefit from having access to discount goods
My ex...GRHS...by far had one of the best pussy EVER. So I was always tempted to slide wit no condom.
So one night we about to get it in and she climbs on top. I haven't even reached for the condom yet, but this hefa had me contemplating "shootin the club up" somethin serious. I slid in, she got 3 slow grinds...then IMMEDIATELY pulled out!
Part of me wanted to keep going cuz how good it felt. Fortunately the other part..."Naw...hell no". That is what my conscience was tellin me while she grinded me and after I pulled out. Got the condom...slipped it on...continued sexing. As good as her pussy felt, I knew her as a baby mama would've been...
I would've had the same reaction my homeboy had when he found ex's bff got pregnant by him. That sick look on his face he had always stuck with me. B/c my ex and her bff act just alike. Two hard-headed...don't wanna listen to anybody...startin shyt just to start shyt muthafuccas. Seeing all the drama he went thru over the years wit her, man that would've been me.
I knew my ex definitely would've been that baby mama who contributes nothin but drama. If her bff was going thru drama, she would've started drama wit me. Just so they both can have something to gripe about. This the shyt that ran thru my head after realizing I SHOULD NOT shoot the club up.
After that, always kept a condom. Temptation was there but naw. Long term...that shyt wouldn't have worked.
In the military i had to go to these meetings in a room filled with ppl where you had to share what's wrong with you. This chick gets up crying telling us how shes addicted to sex, about how all the times she sleep with different men. When she finished everyone got up to hug her, I chose not to hug her cause I had a major hard on.
Everytime that I don't say the fucked up thoughts that pop up in my head I'm sparing my friend's feelings. My jimney cricket prolly tired af.
Example
Me and my girl arguing about Disney movies, right?
I'm telling her a 4th toy story is unnecessary and she's telling me she's never seen lion King. Blew tf outta me.
Anyways we start talking about the worst Disney movies and I tell her to me, it's Fantasia hands down. Hated it as a kid, no replay value and rats can't clean.
She proceeded to tell me that Fantasia is her and her cousin's favorite movie, so much so that he (same age as us) still watches it till this day.
Now the first thing that popped into my head was to say 'what is he, retarded?' But jimney told me to chill and think about my friend's feelings. Plus he could've really been disabled (he ain't) and I would've felt terrible if she responded Yes.
Instead I agreed to get fucked up with her and we're gonna watch both lion King and Fantasia this weekend. Maybe it's better high, we'll see.
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