This Ain’t Random Enough

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Dropped the last three years worth of taxes in the mail on my lunch break. Still got 2020 and 2021 to go but the Fed niggas was really harping about the last three. Working a W2 job and running a business at the same time made this shit convoluted as shit.
 
What am I?

My hair is nappy.

My family is nuts.

My neighbor is an asshole.

My best friend is a pussy.

My owner beats me.
 
I’m glad I’m not a narcissist it seems so exhausting. They seem miserable inside
 
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