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All she do is talk about guns but my lady soft. She was scared of a little tiny mouse in the house.
Felt like a Martin Lawrence episode.
Ive been messing with her joking "how you bus yo guns but you scared of mice?"😁
 
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My coworker went home on his break to get his UPS package at his house. He can't back to work, mad ass hell. For about 10 minutes, he was completely silent then he gave us the run down.

He gotta pitbull that he's had since it was a puppy. His dog is about 5 years old. Just like any other pit, it's very territorial. He told me that when he was going to pick up his package. The mailman forgot to give him the rest of his mail, so he got out of the mail truck to walk about 2 houses down to put it in his mailbox. He said his dog wasn't acting aggressive towards the fence like it want to attack him but started acting friendly and being happy like it's been awhile he seen him. He got quiet again and said, "Sanford, I think my bish been cheating". Dawg I wasn't trying to laugh but I started crying laughing because the dog subconsciously snitched on her if it's true
 
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My coworker went home on his break to get his UPS package at his house. He can't back to work, mad ass hell. For about 10 minutes, he was completely silent then he gave us the run down.

He gotta pitbull that he's had since it was a puppy. His dog is about 5 years old. Just like any other pit, it's very territorial. He told me that when he was going to pick up his package. The mailman forgot to give him the rest of his mail, so he got out of the mail truck to walk about 2 houses down to put it in his mailbox. He said his dog wasn't acting aggressive towards the fence like it want to attack him but started acting friendly and being happy like it's been awhile he seen him. He got quiet again and said, "Sanford, I think my bish been cheating". Dawg I wasn't trying to laugh but I started crying laughing because the dog subconsciously snitched on her if it's true
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This story went in a totally different direction than I thought lmao
 
I know we give the younger generation shit on the words and sayings but they have some bangers.

Chopped
Drake and drive
Drip

And a personal favorite “Ball up top” this one is S-Tier
 
I have a gym at my apartment so I don't really see it often. How often do you see people filming themselves or doing a skit at the gym? I'm always seeing it online but not in person
 
Skits none.. filming .. depends on what time I go during peak hours yep every young person got a damn tripod in the pathway trying be a “influencer”. During my normal times where its rarely anybody below the age of 30 theres one female that films but shes into powerlifting and more or less doing it to check her form and shes courteous about it.
 
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Fuck I feel old and I'm only 36. Can I get some definitions or examples? Lmao
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Chopped mean ugly lol

This dude found out his girlfriend newborn wasn’t his and he said “ball up top” basically meaning fuck it and start over.
 
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