This Ain’t Random Enough

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SneakDZA said:
Ayo! I just spent the whole night thinking I was about to die because I took a piss and that shit was bright red. I'm talking to my girl being extra nice and stuff and trying to remember if I set up my beneficiaries properly in all my accounts.

Then I realized I was eating beets earlier. Fucking beets.
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bruh wtf. How many fuckin beets did you eat?
 
Al G. Rhythm said:
Imagine I’m arguing with a nigga and he replies initially and then after that he says

"I won't even dignify your other insults and assertions with a response"

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lol nigga coulda just said FOH.

"I shant allow you to besmirch me with your vile assertions this day"

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SneakDZA said:
Ayo! I just spent the whole night thinking I was about to die because I took a piss and that shit was bright red. I'm talking to my girl being extra nice and stuff and trying to remember if I set up my beneficiaries properly in all my accounts.

Then I realized I was eating beets earlier. Fucking beets.
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Inori said:
bruh wtf. How many fuckin beets did you eat?
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I had these damn beets in my fridge since christmas just taking up space because I love them but my girl hates them. Yesterday I decided enough is enough and wanted to deep clean the fridge so I made pickled beets and that shit was 🔥🔥🔥. Anyway one thing leads to another, I overserved myself some corralejo reposado (as usual), ate some delicious pastries and completely forgot about the beets.

www.simplyrecipes.com

Pickled Beets Are Easy to Make at Home With This Recipe

A midwestern classic—homemade pickled beets! Our favorite refrigerator pickled beets recipe; roasted or boiled beets are marinated in a cider vinegar vinaigrette.
www.simplyrecipes.com www.simplyrecipes.com
 
SneakDZA said:
I had these damn beets in my fridge since christmas just taking up space because I love them but my girl hates them. Yesterday I decided enough is enough and wanted to deep clean the fridge so I made pickled beets and that shit was 🔥🔥🔥. Anyway one thing leads to another, I overserved myself some corralejo reposado (as usual), ate some delicious pastries and completely forgot about the beets.

www.simplyrecipes.com

Pickled Beets Are Easy to Make at Home With This Recipe

A midwestern classic—homemade pickled beets! Our favorite refrigerator pickled beets recipe; roasted or boiled beets are marinated in a cider vinegar vinaigrette.
www.simplyrecipes.com www.simplyrecipes.com
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NGL brother

This sounds like some "man drinks water, surprised when he has to pee" shit
 
AP3.0 said:
NGL brother

This sounds like some "man drinks water, surprised when he has to pee" shit
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Yeah except the pee looked like a damn river of blood. I really thought I was about to meet my maker.

I'm definitely about to make some lifestyle changes.
 
Inori said:
and alot of them joints is fire. Go ahead and lie n say they aint

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you are a fuckin hater.. im not watching no fuckin airpods commercial tho. I was scrolling and saw this nigga dancing and was like nah..no thanks and get this shit outa here 🤣
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I was about to say at least he's stayed away from Marvel but then I remembered The Fantastic Four
 
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