This Ain’t Random Enough

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My ex wife
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Ayo! I just spent the whole night thinking I was about to die because I took a piss and that shit was bright red. I'm talking to my girl being extra nice and stuff and trying to remember if I set up my beneficiaries properly in all my accounts.

Then I realized I was eating beets earlier. Fucking beets.
 
Ayo! I just spent the whole night thinking I was about to die because I took a piss and that shit was bright red. I'm talking to my girl being extra nice and stuff and trying to remember if I set up my beneficiaries properly in all my accounts.

Then I realized I was eating beets earlier. Fucking beets.
Never heard beets doing that to you and use to eat em when I was younger but didn't notice the urine color change.
But I do hate how when you eat asparagus it'll have your urine smelling funny
 
Never heard beets doing that to you and use to eat em when I was younger but didn't notice the urine color change.
But I do hate how when you eat asparagus it'll have your urine smelling funny

I dare you to eat some beets and then drink enough tequila to forget what you were doing 45 minutes earlier... If you don't call 911 you passed the test.
 
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